Charles Yeah...this place is dead anyway.
Played by Alex Désert 
Swingers (1996) · 84 quotes
Swingers (1996) · 84 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Swingers (1996): in 3 of its 84 quotes
Most scenes with: Answering Machine (3), Mike Peters (2), Sue (2)
Scenes with Charles
3 scenes Charles So how long do I wait to call?
A day.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, then a day.
Yeah.
So two days?
Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.
But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles Then ask her where you met her.
Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we ****. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?
You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.
Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Six days.
What? Come on guys I couldn't back down, that guy called me a bitch. We kept our "rep" bro.
Charles Man, **** "rep" I got a call back tomorrow!
