Most scenes together: Mike Peters & Answering Machine (25), Trent Walker & Answering Machine (19), Mike Peters & Trent Walker (16)
I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne.
What? They don't have fighting anymore?
Doesn't that suck?
Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.
I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.
Yeah but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one.
Make somebody's head bleed.
No man, we're in the playoffs.
I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.
This is bullshit, such bullshit!
The Kings suck in this game you should play another team.
I took the Kings to the cup.
Yea, against the computer with the offsides off.
They are a finesse team.
LA is a **** bitch team. OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
A Cavalier. It's red. It's a red Cavalier.
All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.
All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the asshole! I'm the asshole! I'm outta here! I'm not eating here... I wouldn't eat here... I'd never eat here anyway!
Alright, fine, 'll ask her. Ma'am, where do all the high school girls hang out around here?
Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend.
Does it have to be Goofy? I mean, I was Hamlet two years ago. Off-broadway. And I was good!
Don't worry about it, man. It's like, now I have my LA gun story. You should hear the way I tell it to the guys back home: it's an Uzi.
Eat, eat, you **** jackals!
Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood.
Excuse me darling. I'm sorry. Wow. I want you to remember this face here, OK, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.
God bless him. God bless that kid!
God bless you guys.
Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.
