You know a lot about golf.
I know even more about grass.
David Starsky
Ben Stiller · 40 quotes
Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson
Owen Wilson · 31 quotes
Starsky
Paul Michael Glaser · 30 quotes
Huggy Bear
Snoop Dogg · 15 quotes
Reese Feldman
Vince Vaughn · 15 quotes
Kitty
Juliette Lewis · 5 quotes
Big Earl
3 quotes
Captain Doby
Fred Williamson · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: David Starsky & Starsky (29), David Starsky & Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson (24), Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson & Starsky (24)
Starsky and Hutch quotes
Page 3 of 5[Heather is standing completely naked]
So, did you uh.. When did he.. Did he.. What.. So Hutch do you got any more questions?
Yeah, well, uh sure. We could... What's your sign?
Heather Gemini.
What uh... What do you weigh?
Heather What does that have to do with anything?
It has everything to do with anything and just answer the question please, ma'am.
Heather [looks at each of her breasts]
Around 115 I guess, give or take. I wish I could be more helpful.
Stop. Don't do that. You've been great. It's been terrific.
Heather Anything else?
I'm good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
[Speaking in a deep Brooklyn-ish accent to prepare for a disguise]
Hey, do me a favor, tip your hat a little bit forward. C'mon.
No, I like it where it is.
No, seriously, come on, do it. Do it.
Will you... will you stop with that. That voice makes you sound crazy.
It does not make me sound crazy, it makes me sound like "Maury Finkle, founder of Finkle Fixtures, Biggest Lighting Fixture Chain in the Southland."
Ohhhh, it's a little voice and a character. You got a whole back story. That's good.
Yeah, little touches, ya know, little touches, little details. Ya wanna make the character full, real.
Biker bar, huh? What goes on down there?
I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else you white people do.
Hey, Hutch, I beat that guy. What was that about?
Sure you did. You won.
You saw.
You won. You danced your heart out.
And everybody saw it.
Shhh. Go to sleep.
I was robbed.
I know. Go to sleep. Go to sleep, tiny dancer.
I like your Lincoln.
It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.
I'm just gonna take it slow for a while, get the feel of it.
No, no, that's smart. Do that.
Hang on.
No. No.
Hang on. Woo.
It's 10 o'clock, you're late; I've been here since 8.
8 o'clock? I didn't even know this place opened at 8.
Well, don't sweat it, 'cause ya know what? Crime called in sick, it's gonna get a late start too.
Crime called in sick, I like that...
Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.
[Starsky fires at the front trunk of an Volkswagen]
Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time ...
Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!
Kevin Put it down!
You relax pal. Relax!
Kevin Let's do it!
Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!
Kevin What the hell are we doing?
Do it now! Put it down!
Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it.
Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?
Pop the trunk, Candyman.
You heard him. Pop it!
What the hell are you two doing?
Pop IT!
Wrong answer, Big Earl.
Bartender
Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl, I'm Jeff.
Yeah, sure, no-one's who they say they are.
Bartender
Seriously. Think about it, I'm not even big.
Yeah, he's got a point.
Maybe it's one of those ironic names like Tiny over in vice. He's like eight feet tall and everyone calls him Tiny.
Except this guy's kind of normal size, he'd have to be a lot smaller for a name like Big Earl to be ironic.
You don't have to be a midget, how tall are you?
Bartender
I don't know, 5'9"?
Well that is kind of...
It's borderline, it's average.
Waitress
Hi, can I get you two a drink?
You sure can sweetheart. Johnnie Red neat, ok, do it, Do It.
Waitress
Alright, and you?
Do it, Bacardi and cola, do it, do it.
Waitress
Ok? I'll be right back.
What are you doing?
What?
What was that? You just stole my voice.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did. You got to come up with your own voice, ok, that's my thing.
What am I supposed to do? I don't have a great cool little voice like you do.
You come up with your own character. That's why you're the Texas oil tycoon guy...
[Starsky and Hutch are in the Captain's office]
You've robbed 7 bookies over the past 6 months. You haven't filed a report, turned in any money; you haven't even arrested anybody.
How can I arrest them? They'll know I'm a cop.
Oh, I wouldn't worry. I don't think you're in any danger for being mistaken for a real cop.
Oh really? Hey, why don't you do me a favor and go get yourself another perm and let the grown-ups talk.
For your information, my hair is naturally curly.
No it's not.
Yes it is.
That's a perm job all the way.
TOUCH IT.
[Hutch touches Starsky's hair]
Hey! Why are you touching him? Jesus. You know something? You two deserve each other. Make nice. You're partners!