A character in Scary Movie 4 (2006)

Cindy Campbell quotes from Scary Movie 4 (2006)

Anna Faris

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Scary Movie 4 (2006): in 5 of its 42 quotes

Scenes with Cindy Campbell

5 scenes

Is something wrong?

Cindy Campbell

No, it's just... I met this guy, and I wonder if he's safe. Oh, you'd love him, Brenda.

What's his name? I might've already loved him.

Cindy Campbell

Tom Ryan.

Yeah, did him. Big, fat Chinese guy?

Cindy Campbell

No...no.

Cindy Campbell
(relieved)

But he is the kind of guy I'd like to share the rest of my life with.

Cindy Campbell

Oh, my God!

Mr. Koji

Don't mind her. She slip and fall. You my new best employee! Ready start today?

Cindy Campbell
(to Tom)

I was married once...

Cindy's Husband
(flashback)

Git outta the way, bitch!

Cindy Campbell

Don't call me no bitch! You ain't shit!

Cindy's Husband

Shut yo ass up, snow ho!

Cindy Campbell
(Cindy throws glass bottle) (flashback ends)

Well, actually, married twice.

Cindy Campbell

It looks like we have a lot in...

...common.

Cindy Campbell

We're already finishing each other's...

...dinner!

Saw Villain

Let the game begin.

Cindy Campbell

I... I don't get it.

Saw Villain

Okay...maybe this will help you "see."

Cindy Campbell
(a knife comes out from the wall)

You want me to cut something?

Saw Villain

That... should be obvious, yes.

Saw Villain
(she goes to cut her wrist)

No.

Saw Villain
(she reaches out to cut Brenda's shoulder)

No! The key is behind your eye, okay?!

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