Dr. Phil I don't know! I was doing a show on teens with abandonment issues and then I blacked out and woke up here! Man, those kids are gonna be pissed!
Played by Phil McGraw 
Scary Movie 4 (2006) · 42 quotes
Scary Movie 4 (2006) · 42 quotes
Most-quoted character in Scary Movie 4 (2006): in 14 of its 42 quotes
A line from Dr. PhilI just tell people to "get real." I'm not even a doctor... I'm an electrician.
More lines from Dr. Phil
12 quotes Dr. Phil Dr. Phil Your FEELINGS?! To hell with your feelings! Everybody with their feelings! "I'm obese, my kid's a brat, help me, help me! JUST SHUT UP!!! (crying)
Dr. Phil Why can't I fix anyone of them? I'm so dumb and worthless. Mama was right, Mama was right!
Dr. Phil Hit the metal arm with something. There!
Dr. Phil Shaquille. I'm not angry at you, 'cause we ARE one minute away from Death. Just shut the "No" voice. Own your success.
Dr. Phil Just make the damn basket!
Dr. Phil What the hell was that for?!
Dr. Phil Not exactly.
Dr. Phil Yes!
Dr. Phil 30 seconds left!
Dr. Phil Bullshit!
Dr. Phil Motherfu-
Scenes with Dr. Phil
1 scene
Shaq (After throwing the rock into the basketball)
Boo-yah!
Dr. Phil Yes! (He and Shaq use their saws together) 30 seconds left! AAAAAAARGH!
Shaq He doesn't want us to cut through our chains, but this will never work.
Dr. Phil Of course. He wants us to cut through our feet.
Shaq You go first.
Dr. Phil Bullshit!
Shaq Yeah. You're probably not man enough. I guess your mama was right...
Dr. Phil (looks up)
NEVER!!!!! Who's the coward NOW, Mama?! (Saws through his foot)
Shaq Candy from a baby.
Dr. Phil I've done it! We're saved! (holds up foot)
Shaq Oh, my God! (points)
Dr. Phil What's wrong?!
Shaq Wrong foot!
Dr. Phil (looks down)
Motherfu.... (hits floor with a thud.)
