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Shaq: (After throwing the rock into the basketball) Boo-yah!
Dr. Phil: Yes! (He and Shaq use their saws together) 30 seconds left! AAAAAAARGH!
Shaq: He doesn't want us to cut through our chains, but this will never work.
Dr. Phil: Of course. He wants us to cut through our feet.
Shaq: You go first.
Dr. Phil: Bullshit!
Shaq: Yeah. You're probably not man enough. I guess your mama was right...
Dr. Phil: (looks up) NEVER!!!!! Who's the coward NOW, Mama?! (Saws through his foot)
Shaq: Candy from a baby.
Dr. Phil: I've done it! We're saved! (holds up foot)
Shaq: Oh, my God! (points)
Dr. Phil: What's wrong?!
Shaq: Wrong foot!
Dr. Phil: (looks down) Motherfu.... (hits floor with a thud.)
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