Tom quotes

View Quote All I've got is my kids, and my car. They mean the world to me. [slams Rachel's head in car door.]

View Quote Gee, I wonder why I spend every waking moment of my life operating a crane... God, I hate my job. [starts playing with a crane machine]

View Quote [After finding Michael Jackson with a group of children] Run away, kids! Run towards the Tri-pods if you have to!