Marilyn
(as Tom pulls up in his car)
Late again, Tom.
Tom Ryan
Hey, Marilyn.
Marilyn
I thought you were moving.
Tom Ryan
Oh, it's all I could afford right now. You took everything in the divorce except my name.
Marilyn
No, actually, the judge granted me that yesterday. You're now officially known as "Horace P. MacTitties."

