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Tom: Get in the car, Marvin, or you're gonna die!
Marvin: Okay...(reaches for handle but the door is locked. looks at Tom)
Tom: Well, wait while I...(tries to unlock door but Marvin pulls handle at the same time. This happens a few times.) Don't do that.
RED SUS: i killed red blue and white and then vented and btw yellow is sus
Tom: Okay, on the count of three. One! Two! Three! (Tom unlocks door but again Marvin pulls handle) Why would you do that? Why would you go at the same time I do? That's what all this is about!!
Marvin: Hey, you said go on three.
Tom: What the ****?
Marvin: Wait, your three, or my three?
Tom: There's only one three! You go on four!
Marvin: So, now I gotta go on four? You're makin' the black man wait for you?!
Tom: Just go on four! One...
Marvin: No. No one. I'm out. I'll take the next one, that okay with you. (backs away)
Tom: Sheesh...attitude. (puts car in drive and leaves)
Marvin: For real...I'd rather be dead. (gets zapped by Tri-pod.)
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