God damn it, what the **** did you put in this birdseed?! (screams as bird poop sprays the wall) God, that was a big one!
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Page 2 of 2Well, are you boys just gonna sit there with your mouths open, or is someone gonna offer me a seat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight. I say when we pull the plug. We're about to make the scientific discovery of the century, and I am this close to getting laid.