Father McFeely (as Megan's head spins around, Father McFeely turns to leave)
**** this!
Played by James Woods 
Scary Movie 2 (2001) · 18 quotes
Scary Movie 2 (2001) · 18 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Scary Movie 2 (2001): in 4 of its 18 quotes
A line from Father McFeely [grunting on the toilet]Oh, God. Please, Lord, help me to release this demon! (groans and farts forcefully and is relieved) Ahh! Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty. Oh... hold on. (farts forcefully again) Ahhh, ah! Oh, those enchiladas!
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1 quote Father McFeely Scenes with Father McFeely
2 scenes Father McFeely Let us pray.
Our Father...
Hugh Kane/Megan Vorhees
(laughs excessively in a deep voice)
Stop it!
Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees
(continues laughing)
Zip it!
Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees
(laughs some more)
Father McFeely Thy kingdom come...
Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees
Your mother sucks **** in Hell!
Father McFeely Oh, shit...
Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees
(laughs)
Father McFeely (pulls out a gun)
Suck on this.
Hugh Kane/Megan Voorhees
Uh-oh.
(he shoots her, and the title screen appears)
Father McFeely How is she?
Mrs. Voorhees
It's gotten worse, Father. She won't eat. She won't talk. The child won't let me touch her.
Father McFeely Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy.
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