Falcon You should have stayed in your little hole, mouse boy.
More lines from Falcon
2 quotes Falcon Falcon Party's over, fur-face!
Scenes with Falcon
5 scenes Falcon [The falcon lands behind Margalo, stomping his feet loud enough to startle her]
Remember me?
You scared me.
Falcon What can I say? I'm a scary guy. So, Margalo, what's going on here? You case the joint? Any valuables? Come on, thrill me, chill me.
They ain't got much. The mom's got a ring, but it's only two carats.
Falcon All right, okay, fine. So what else have they got?
Falcon [sarcastic]
Awww. A moment while I vomit.
Why don't we just try somewhere else?
Falcon Why? Because you're set up here! They trust you, they like you. [smiles slyly] Ahh, and maybe, you like them.
Falcon [Margalo scoffs and tries to fly away, but Falcon follows her]
Hey, Margalo, come on, huh? [chuckles] Don't con a conman.
Well, nobody else ever invited me to live with them.
Falcon Oh, really? Who found a pitiful orphaned bird, and plucked her out of the gutter? Who shared his food with her? And, I hasten to add, taught her a trade? Who?
Falcon I did, right! [sternly] Well, then, straighten up and fly right. And remember, you are here on business. You're not here to play around! [flies away]
Come on, Falcon! When I'm on a job, I never play around!
Falcon [Margalo is taking a bath, but Falcon drops in and scares her]
Did you really think I wouldn't find out?
What are you talking about?
Falcon I'm talking about you, and your little mouse friend. Big mistake. Never make a friend I can eat. Now get me that ring, or the mouse... is lunch.
Falcon I won't hurt him. THE SIDEWALK WILL!
Can't we talk this over? [Falcon drops him, sending him falling and screaming towards the streets below]
[racing after him]
No, Stuart! [Before Margalo knows it, Falcon snatches her up and takes her back inside the building] Let me go! No, Falcon! NO!!
[Meanwhile, Stuart lands unharmed, albeit unconscious, in a passing garbage truck]
[Snowbell is in a paint can, and Falcon is about to roll him off the building]
Don't do it, Falcon, or else!
Do what?! What's he doing?!
Falcon Or else what?
Or else, you'll lose... this. [Margalo holds up Mrs. Little's ring]
Falcon Put that down, Margalo!
I'm through doing what you tell me to do. I'm leaving you, Falcon, forever!
Falcon Oh, and what do you think you'll be without me?!
Free. [flies off]
Falcon Big mistake! I'll be back for you, furball.
Don't hurry!
So, Margalo, can I get you anything else? Whip ya up an omelet? Pop you a tart?
Stuart, I'm full.
Full? You eat like a bird.
Come on, Stuart, time for school.
Oh, I'm not going to school today. I'm staying home to take care of Margalo.
Well, guess again. You are going to school, and I will take care of Margalo. And look both ways when you cross the street, and wear your galoshes, and in art class, don't run with scissors. I'll get your backpack.
Mothers... You know.
Well, I don't really know.
No?
See, my mom just kinda one day... wasn't there anymore.
Ohh. So you've been completely on your own all your life?
You bet.
I'll bet it's been scary.
No. It's been an adventure.
I wish I had some adventures. I'm only allowed to paint.
Hey, life is an adventure. Just walking out that door is an adventure.
Come on, Stu. We're late.
Go for it, kid. The adventure begins!
Whew! That feels like enough adventure for one day. Hey, look! The Yankees won.
There we go. Can you say, "Walk with Mommy"? "Mommy"? "Walk"? Hm. Nothing.
No thanks.
Say "Bye-bye, birdie." Say "Bye-bye." Martha. Say "Bye-bye, birdie."
Ahh... fresh air.
Falcon [The falcon lands behind Margalo, stomping his feet loud enough to startle her]
Remember me?
You scared me.
Falcon What can I say? I'm a scary guy. So, Margalo, what's going on here? You case the joint? Any valuables? Come on, thrill me, chill me.
They ain't got much. The mom's got a ring, but it's only two carrots.
Falcon All right, okay, fine. So, what else have they got?
Falcon [sarcastic]
Awww. A moment while I vomit.
Why don't we just try somewhere else?
Falcon Why? Because you're set up here! They trust you, they like you... [smiles slyly] ahh, and maybe, you like them? [Margalo scoffs and tries to fly away, but he follows her] Hey, Margalo, come on, huh? [chuckles] Don't con a conman.
Well, nobody else ever invited me to live with them.
Falcon Oh, really? Who found a pitiful orphaned bird, and plucked her out of the gutter? Who shared his food with her? And, I hasten to add, taught her a trade? Who?
Falcon I did, right! [sternly] Well, then, straighten up and fly right. And remember, you are here on business. You're not here to play around! [flies away]
Come on, Falcon. When I'm on a job, I never play around.
Other characters in Stuart Little 2
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Richard Boyle
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Father McFeely
Dr. Raymond Turner
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