Tied for most-quoted character in Scary Movie 2 (2001): in 4 of its 18 quotes
A line from ParrotCheck it out. You ever seen a bird dick this big? Too much for ya, eh, honey? Well, step off, sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some real love.
Oh, God, will you shut the **** up! Why couldn't you have just left me there to die?! Give me a ****in' rope, I'll hang myself! (grabs the stick he's sitting on with his beak, hanging from it) Here I go, I'll hang myself!
God damn it, what the **** did you put in this birdseed?! (screams as bird poop sprays the wall) God, that was a big one!
Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing?
**** off, four eyes!
H... h... I beg your pardon?
I said: "**** off... four eyes."
You know, I oughta kick your ass-!
Shorty Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi, little birdy... Polly want a cracker?
Polly want your mama's sweet ass!
Shorty What did Polly say to me?
I said: "Polly wants your mama's... sweet ass".
Shorty You don't be talking 'bout my mama son, you don't know my mama, son!
Yeah, I know your mama, I **** her last night.
Shorty You want beef?! I'll **** you up!
Ooooh! I'm shaking, I'm shaking!
Shorty Aw no, **** this, I'm handling this shit like a gentleman, y'all. Hold my tooth, son.
Yeah, come on, bitch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me?! Come on, bring it on!
Shorty What, you hardcore?! Gimme somethin'!
Let me outta here, come on, pussy! Let me outta here, I'll **** you up!
