A character in Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Theo quotes from Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Kathleen Robertson
Played by Kathleen Robertson Scary Movie 2 (2001) · 18 quotes

6th most-quoted character in Scary Movie 2 (2001): in 2 of its 18 quotes

A line from Theo

Well, are you boys just gonna sit there with your mouths open, or is someone gonna offer me a seat?

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Scenes with Theo

1 scene
Dwight Hartman

Let's split up.

Brenda

Unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh, unh-unh-UNH! Now wait a minute, hold up! How come when anytime this scary shit happens, and we should stick together, you white people always say "let's split up"?

Theo

She's right, we should stick together.

Dwight

She's right. Okay. (pointing to Cindy, Buddy and Theo in the group) You three, follow me!

Shorty
(Shorty, Brenda, and Ray are left alone)

Ain't that a bitch?

Brenda
(the three of them begin to cry)

We gonna die, y'all.

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Other characters in Scary Movie 2

Dwight David Cross Father McFeely James Woods Parrot Cindy Anna Faris Father Harris Alex Tori Spelling Professor Tim Curry