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Dwight: Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing?
Parrot: **** off, four eyes!
Dwight: H... h... I beg your pardon?
Parrot: I said: "**** off... four eyes."
Dwight: You know, I oughta kick your ass-!
Shorty: Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi, little birdy... Polly want a cracker?
Parrot: Polly want your mama's sweet ass!
Shorty: (stunned) What did Polly say to me?
Parrot: I said: "Polly wants your mama's... sweet ass".
Shorty: You don't be talking 'bout my mama son, you don't know my mama, son!
Parrot: Yeah, I know your mama, I ****ed her last night.
Shorty: You want beef?! I'll **** you up!
Parrot: Ooooh! I'm shaking, I'm shaking!
Shorty: Aw no, **** this, I'm handling this shit like a gentleman, y'all. Hold my tooth, son.
Parrot: Yeah, come on, bitch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me?! Come on, bring it on!
Shorty: What, you hardcore?! Gimme somethin'!
Parrot: Let me outta here, come on, pussy! Let me outta here, I'll **** you up!
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