A scene from Scary Movie 2 2001
Dwight

Heh-hey! Hey there little guy, how are you doing?

Parrot

**** off, four eyes!

Dwight

H... h... I beg your pardon?

Parrot

I said: "**** off... four eyes."

Dwight

You know, I oughta kick your ass-!

Shorty

Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Relax, son, it's just a bird. Hi, little birdy... Polly want a cracker?

Parrot

Polly want your mama's sweet ass!

Shorty

(stunned)

What did Polly say to me?

Parrot

I said: "Polly wants your mama's... sweet ass".

Shorty

You don't be talking 'bout my mama son, you don't know my mama, son!

Parrot

Yeah, I know your mama, I **** her last night.

Shorty

You want beef?! I'll **** you up!

Parrot

Ooooh! I'm shaking, I'm shaking!

Shorty

Aw no, **** this, I'm handling this shit like a gentleman, y'all. Hold my tooth, son.

Parrot

Yeah, come on, bitch, you and that Kotter's hairstyle wanna piece of me?! Come on, bring it on!

Shorty

What, you hardcore?! Gimme somethin'!

Parrot

Let me outta here, come on, pussy! Let me outta here, I'll **** you up!

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