“God is good. God is great. But not all the time, sometimes He could...” – Alex, Scary Movie 2 ... Movie Quotes Database

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God is good. God is great. But not all the time, sometimes He could be a real asshole. Praying for twenty-four years, not one goddamn message on my answering machine. If You're listening and I know You're up there, thanks for all this food, since it's the least You could do. Amen. Let's eat.

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