Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight. I say when we pull the plug. We're about to make the scientific discovery of the century, and I am this close to getting laid.
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Parrot Check it out. You ever seen a bird dick this big? Too much for ya, eh, honey? Well, step off, sweet cheeks! Come back when you want some real love.
Parrot Oh, God, will you shut the **** up! Why couldn't you have just left me there to die?! Give me a ****in' rope, I'll hang myself! (grabs the stick he's sitting on with his beak, hanging from it) Here I go, I'll hang myself!
Parrot God damn it, what the **** did you put in this birdseed?! (screams as bird poop sprays the wall) God, that was a big one!
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