“Okay, I got them right here, amigo. I-- "SHIT!” – Tequila, Sausage Party ... Movie Quotes Database

[Teresa Del Taco has Brenda, Lavash, and Sammy hide in the Mexican Bar's tight closet with her]
Tequila: [walks inside] Okay, I got them right here, amigo. I-- "SHIT!" [finds that Lavash, Sammy and Brenda have disappeared]
Lavash: [squeezed in the closet with Sammy Bagel Jr.] Get your nose out of my crotch!
Sammy Bagel Jr.: "Get my nose out of your crotch?" Get your crotch off my nose!
Brenda: Hey, why are we hiding?
Teresa: Shh! Cállate! He's coming.
Brenda: [gasps] Who?
Teresa: The one they call... El Dou-che. [Douche enters the bar; all the Mexican food products are frightened]
Mexican Food Product 1: [quietly] El Dou-che.
Mexican Food Product 2: [quietly] El Dou-che!
Mexican Food Product 3: [quietly] El Dou-che!
Douche: What gives, bro? You told me you had them. So, you dragged me over to this **** aisle with all these illegal products, and now I don't see them. So, where the **** are they? Spill the beans!
Refried Beans: Qué?
Douche: Beans, I swear to **** God if you don't shut the **** up!
Brenda: [looks out from the closet] Oh no! He's back! Where's Frank?
Tequila: They were just here!
Douche: What part of "I want the sausage and the bun dead, and if you see them, come and get me, and if I find out that you didn't come and get me or just couldn't find them good enough, I'll **** kill your asses" did you not understand, Tequila?!
Tequila: Well, it's a pretty confusing sentence to be honest with you, you know. I mean, this is... uh, this happens, you know...
Douche: [calms down] Ah, bro, come here, ah, it's fine, it's cool. No biggie! I'm not gonna do something **** up to you now as soon as I get you in close. Come here. [grabs Tequila and shatters him]
Salsa: No way! José!
Douche: YES WAY! José's **** dead, yo! [drinks Tequila's fluids, causing him to turn green and get stronger muscles]
Teresa Del Taco: [watches Douche drink Tequila's fluids] Madre puta, madre puta. [Douche throws Tequila's cap into El Guaco's crotch]
El Guaco: Ay! Right in my guac and balls!
Douche: And the same thing's gonna happen to all of you unless you find the SAUSAGE and the bun!

[Teresa Del Taco has Brenda, Lavash, and Sammy hide in the Mexican Bar's tight closet with her] Tequila : [walks inside] Okay, I got them right here, amigo. I-- "SHIT!" [finds that Lavash, Sammy and Brenda have disappeared] Lavash : [squeezed in the closet with Sammy Bagel Jr.] Get your nose out of my crotch! Sammy Bagel Jr. : "Get my nose out of your crotch?" Get your crotch off my nose! Brenda : Hey, why are we hiding? Teresa : Shh! Cállate! He's coming. Brenda : [gasps] Who? Teresa : The one they call... El Dou-che . [Douche enters the bar; all the Mexican food products are frightened] Mexican Food Product 1 : [quietly] El Dou-che. Mexican Food Product 2 : [quietly] El Dou-che! Mexican Food Product 3 : [quietly] El Dou-che! Douche : What gives, bro? You told me you had them. So, you dragged me over to this **** aisle with all these illegal products, and now I don't see them. So, where the **** are they? Spill the beans! Refried Beans : Qué? Douche : Beans, I swear to **** God if you don't shut the **** up! Brenda : [looks out from the closet] Oh no! He's back! Where's Frank? Tequila : They were just here! Douche : What part of "I want the sausage and the bun dead, and if you see them, come and get me, and if I find out that you didn't come and get me or just couldn't find them good enough, I'll **** kill your asses" did you not understand, Tequila?! Tequila : Well, it's a pretty confusing sentence to be honest with you, you know. I mean, this is... uh, this happens, you know... Douche : [calms down] Ah, bro, come here, ah, it's fine, it's cool. No biggie! I'm not gonna do something **** up to you now as soon as I get you in close. Come here. [grabs Tequila and shatters him] Salsa : No way! José! Douche : YES WAY! José's **** dead, yo! [drinks Tequila's fluids, causing him to turn green and get stronger muscles] Teresa Del Taco : [watches Douche drink Tequila's fluids] Madre puta, madre puta. [Douche throws Tequila's cap into El Guaco's crotch] El Guaco : Ay! Right in my guac and balls! Douche : And the same thing's gonna happen to all of you unless you find the SAUSAGE and the bun!