Of all the things you could say to me right now, "I lost her," Ralph, is gonna get the most teeth broken in your mouth.
Ralph Look, bullethead. If they're hiking through the jungle there's nothing I can do about it. I have a car. I am not Tarzan. I have been through every one-horse shithole for a two-hundred mile radius. You should have seen the river I had to traverse this morning. So don't give me any of your crap, you gutless wonder. You have been an embarrassment to our family ever since the day you were born! And let me tell you something else, Ira... [he turns and sees Joan and Jack getting out of a car] You are luckiest son of a bitch that ever walked the face of the earth! She's here!
She's there?!
Ralph She's right here! She's walking towards the phone. She's with some guy. How do I know? She likes guys! So do you, maricon!
