Beans
Excuse me, Sheriff Rango. I wanna talk to you...
Rango
Hey, Beans! What do you think of the new duds? I got a ten-gallon hat marked down for fifteen!
Beans
Erm, that's nice...
Rango
Have you met Angelique?
Hello, Beans.
Beans
Hello, Angelique.
Tart.
Beans
Floozie.
Trollop.
Excuse me, Mr. Rango.
Rango
I WILL BLOW THAT UGLY RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE!
I was just thinking that... [shows his notepad]
Rango
Oh. [chuckles nervously] You want the old John Hancock, do ya? Here, hold this. [hands his gun to the kid]
Beans
Sheriff Rango, this isn't a social call.
There's a bullet in there!
Put that down!
Rango
Oh, I know. I know all about the old shindig this afternoon. I ordered myself some right fancy duds.
Beans
Sheriff, I'd like to file...
Mr. Rango!
Rango
Oh, you too? No problem. [takes the mother's bible and signs it] Here, let me just...
Beans
I need ya to investigate...
Rango
Y'know, Beans, I betcha clean real nice if ya put a little effort into it.
Beans
What?
Rango
Now, remember, son, stay in school, eat your veggies, burn everything but Shakespeare. [takes his gun]
Beans
Sheriff!
Who's Shakespeare?
Beans
SHERIFF RANGO! If that is your real name. I am trying to save my daddy's ranch, which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown, while you're playing pattycake with this here trollop-! [freezes in trance]
Sad, really. Such a drab little thing.
Rango
Why does she do that?
It's a survival reflex.
Doc
Her switch is just broken.
Rango
Well, that's an inconvenience.
Beans
-It is not a rash! It is a birthmark! [sees the bowl of fruit on her head] I did it again, didn't I?
Rango
Did what?
Beans
Let me ask you somethin', did anybody here mentioned what happened to our last sheriff?
[Rango hears a hammer pounding and sees a spider building a coffin; the spider smiles at Rango, causing him to gulp in fear]
