When's it gonna be Bloomsday?
Max Bialystock
Nathan Lane · 48 quotes
Leo Bloom
Matthew Broderick · 28 quotes
Franz Liebkind
Will Ferrell · 23 quotes
Roger De Bris
Gary Beach · 22 quotes
Carmen Ghia
Roger Bart · 14 quotes
Ulla
Uma Thurman · 9 quotes
Most scenes together: Max Bialystock & Leo Bloom (16), Max Bialystock & Franz Liebkind (4), Max Bialystock & Ulla (4)
The Producers quotes
Page 8 of 8Why Bloom go so far camera right?
Yes darling... Roger.
You mean that smell is you? Oh GOD. If I could bottle you, I'd serve you under my armpits every day.
You were right about one thing you are a CPA, a certified public asshole!
Zis is no good! I'm not killing anyone!
Zis man could never play Adolf Hitler! Ze Führer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! Ze Führer was BUTCH! And zat is not how you sing 'Haben Sie gehört das Deutsche band'! Zis is how you sing 'Haben Sie gehört das Deutsche band'!
[When he answers the door]
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Max: I-
Carmen Ghia: Ssssssss?
[When he answers the door]
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Max: I-
Carmen Ghia: Ssssssssss?
[singing]
I see a line of beautiful girls dressed as stormtroopers each one a gem. With leather boots and whips on their hips. It's risque, dare I say, S&M! I see German soldiers dancing through France played by chorus boys in very tight pants. And wait there's more! THEY WIN THE WAR! And the dances they do will be daring and new. Turn turn kick turn, turn turn kick turn, one two three kick turn! Keep it sassy, keep it classy, keep it...
[Whispered at the end of the credits]
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