Ulla [sung]
Violinists love to play an E-string, but audiences really love a G-string!
Played by Uma Thurman 
The Producers (2005) · 117 quotes
The Producers (2005) · 117 quotes
6th most-quoted character in The Producers (2005): in 9 of its 117 quotes
Most scenes with: Max Bialystock (4), Leo Bloom (3)
Ulla wake up at five A.M. every day. From five to seven, Ulla like to exercise. From seven to eight, Ulla like to take long shower. From eight to nine, Ulla like to have big Swedish breakfast. Many different herrings. From nine to eleven, Ulla like to practice her singing and her dancing. And at eleven, Ulla like to have sex. ... What time should I get here? (Max and Leo respond synchronicly - "Eleven")
More lines from Ulla
3 quotes Ulla Ulla Secretary-slash-receptionist? Okie-slash-dokie!
Ulla Why Bloom go so far camera right?
Scenes with Ulla
5 scenes
What's your name?
Ulla Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yansen Tallen Hallen Svadon Swanson.
What's your first name?
Ulla That was my first name. Would you like to know my last name?
We don't have the time.
Ulla Would you like Ulla make audition?
That won't be nece...
Yes, it is nece! Extremely nece!
So what time can you get here?
Ulla Well, Ulla wake up every morning at five AM. From five to seven, Ulla exercise. From seven to eight Ulla like to take long shower. From eight to nine Ulla eat big Swedish breakfast. Many different herrings. From nine to eleven, Ulla practice her singing und her dancing. And at eleven, Ulla like to have sex. So, what time should Ulla get here?
Leo and Max
Eleven.
Ulla Good! Ulla will come at eleven!
Ulla God dag min vannina!
Leo and Max
God dag min vannina... ninna...
Ulla God bless America!
Ulla Remember when Ulla dance?
Max and Leo
Yes.
Ulla Ulla dance again!
Ulla dance again!!!
Judge And who might you be, my dear?
Ulla Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson... Bloom.
Judge You're HIS wife?
Ulla He wouldn't do it unless we got married!
Judge What a schmuck!
