A character in Batman and Robin (1997)

Poison Ivy quotes from Batman and Robin (1997)

Uma Thurman

4th most-quoted character in Batman and Robin (1997): in 7 of its 45 quotes
Most scenes with: Batman (4), Bane (3), Mr. Freeze / Dr. Victor Fries (2)

Scenes with Poison Ivy

7 scenes
Poison Ivy

There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.

Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

Poison Ivy

Enough monkey business. We've got work to do.

Bane

Monkey work.

Poison Ivy
[Poison Ivy and Bane is visiting Nygma, who claims to know who Batman is]

Edward?

Edward Nygma
[in a sing-song tone]

Who... is it?

Poison Ivy

It's me, Dr. Pamela Isley. Do you remember me?

Edward Nygma

How could I forget?

Poison Ivy

The guard tells me you know who Batman is.

Edward Nygma

I can't tell you unless you say "please".

Poison Ivy

Edward, please. Who is Batman?

Edward Nygma
[bursting into view]

I'M BATMAN! [laughs manically as he flaps his arms like wings]

Poison Ivy

Bane. That guy is crazy. Let's get to Mr. Freeze.

Bane

Crazy.
[Poison Ivy and Bane went to Mr. Freeze's cell to find Mr. Freeze]

Poison Ivy

Let me kiss you.

[Runs towards Robin]

Stop, don't kiss her. The victim at the airport. Toxins introduced through the mouth.

What are you talking about?

Why do you think she's so desperate to kiss us, I'm betting her lips are poison.

Poison kiss? You got some real issues with women, you know that? You just couldn't stand that she was gonna kiss me and not you. You couldn't stand it that something was gonna be mine and not yours, could you?

Poison Ivy
[Robin pushes Batman and begins an attack, but Batman avoids Robin's attacks and pushes Robin into the vat of slime as Poison Ivy and Bane have the chance to escape]

Exit Bane.

Bane

Exit.

[Robin gets out of the vat of slime and realizes that this is the last straw as he storms out]

Ivy's right. I don't need your help. I'm going solo.

Commissioner Gordon
[Commissioner Gordon shows up and questions Batman of Poison Ivy and Bane's escape]

What happened? How'd they get away?
[Batman becomes upset of what Robin has said]

Poison Ivy
[Robin has entered Ivy's lair after she calls him there and meets her in the center]

Hi there.

[Walking towards her]

Is your thumb the only part of you that's green?

Poison Ivy

You will just have to find out.

I want us to be together, but I want to make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. [lays next to her on her throne] I need a sign.

Poison Ivy

How about "slippery when wet"?

Of trust. Tell me your plan.

Poison Ivy

Kiss me and I'll tell you.

Tell me and I'll kiss you.

Poison Ivy

Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an ice cube.

[Turns to leave]

I've got to stop him.

Poison Ivy
[Grabs Robin's shoulders and turns him to face her]

One kiss...my love...[whispers] for luck.

Poison Ivy
[Ivy places a hand on Robin's face and they both lean in, Ivy having an evil smirk, and the two share a passionate kiss] [In mock sadness]

Bad luck I'm afraid. Time to die little robin.

I hate to disappoint you, but...[peels rubber off his lips and Ivy stares in shock] rubber lips are immune to your charms.

[Ivy glares at Robin before leaping forward and shoving him off her throne, into the pond]

Wahh! [Becomes tangled up in vines that try to drown him]

Poison Ivy
[Leaps from her throne and waves at Robin as she walks off]

See ya!

[Ivy walks away. Suddenly, Batman halts Poison Ivy]

You're not the only one who can set a trap, Venus.

Poison Ivy

Sorry. My vines have a "crush" on you.

Poison Ivy
[Ivy's vines tangle Batman and pull him up to the ceiling] [Evil Laughing]

Gotta go. So many people to kill, so little time!

[Ivy walks away again. Suddenly, Batgirl crashes the sunlight and is ready to fight.]

You're about to become compost.

[Batgirl starts fighting Poison Ivy]

Using feminine wiles to get what you want? Trading on your looks? Read a book, sister. That passive-aggressive number went out long ago. You give women a bad name.

Poison Ivy
[Batgirl continues fighting Poison Ivy, while fighting, Robin tries to get the vines out, then still vines stuck him. Batman release the vines. Poison Ivy has vines on Batgirl's foot]

As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one woman show.

I don't think so.

Poison Ivy
[Batgirl continues fighting Poison Ivy, Poison Ivy got the knife, Batgirl aims her. Poison Ivy tries to stab her, Batgirl kicks the knife off her. Kicks again. And finally she pushed her to the ground.]

CURSES!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Poison Ivy
[Poison Ivy has been defeated and imprisoned in Arkham Asylum; dazed, she plucks at a flower]

He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me...

[Mr. Freeze appears in the cell]

NOT! Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.
About Batman & Robin (film)[edit]

[Batman approaches a defeated Mr. Freeze laying on the wreckage of the telescope]

I'm taking you back to Arkham Asylum.

[weakly]

Go on. Kill me too. Just as you killed my wife.

I didn't killed your wife.

Poison Ivy
[Batman shows him a record of Poison Ivy fighting Batgirl]

As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one-woman show!

[Mr Freeze shouts in anger at his ex-partner's betrayal]

But, she's not dead. We found her, restored her. She's still frozen alive. Waiting for you to find a cure.

She lives?

[nods]

Yes. But vengeance isn't power. Anyone can take a life. But to give life... that's true power. A power you once had.

[relieved]

She's alive.

So I'm asking you. Victor Fries... help me save another life. Show me how to cure Macgregor's Syndrome Stage 1. And maybe you can also save the life of the man your wife once loved. He's still inside you, Victor. Buried... deep beneath the snow. Will you help me... Doctor?

[Mr. Freeze astonished at what he said takes out two vials for the cure for Macgregor's Syndrome stage one from his armor]

Take two of these... and call me in the morning

[receives the vials]

I'll have your wife moved to the lab at Arkham. You'll be able to continue your research there.

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