The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo My Pussy Wagon died on me.
Tied for most-quoted character in Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004): in 14 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: Bill (6), Elle Driver (3)
Looked dead, didn't I? Well, I wasn't. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma, a coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements referred to as a roaring rampage of revenge. I roared and I rampaged and I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point. But I have only one more. The last one, the one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.
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5 quotes The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo I was wondering, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye?
The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo Bitch, you don't have a future.
The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo [To Esteban Vihaio]
Where's Bill?
The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo [To Bill]
You and I have unfinished business.
Scenes with The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo
8 scenes The Bride How did you find me?
I'm the man.
The Bride I was wondering, just between us girls, what did you say to Pai Mei for him to snatch out your eye?
I called him a miserable old fool.
The Bride Ooh, bad idea.
You know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool. I poisoned his fishheads. And I told him, "To me the word of an old fool like you is worth less than nothing." That's right, I killed your master. And now I'm going to kill you, with your own sword, no less, which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword.
The Bride Bitch. You don't have a future.
Pai Mei taught you the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?
The Bride Of course he did.
Why didn't you tell me?
The Bride I don't know … because I'm a bad person.
No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real ****.
Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough, even now, to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. This moment, this is me at my most … masochistic.
The Bride Bill, it's your bab–
[Bill shoots The Bride]
The Bride What happened to you?
The Bride Get in a fight?
Friendly contest.
The Bride Why did he accept me?
Because he's a very, very, very old man, and like all rotten bastards, when they become old, they get lonely. Which has no effect on their dispositions, but it does teach them the value of company.
[He throws her the baggage]
Well, just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You're gonna have a lot of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that ****er.
The Bride When will I see you again?
That's the name of my favorite soul song of the seventies.
The Bride What?
Nothing. When he tells me you're done.
The Bride When do you think that might be?
That, my dearest, depends entirely on you. Now, remember: no sarcasm, no backtalk. At least not for the first year or so. You're gonna have to let him warm up to you. He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, and has nothing but contempt for women, so in your case … it might take a little while. Adiós.
The Bride Master …
Pai Mei Your Mandarin is lousy. It causes my ears great discomfort. You bray like an ass! You are not to speak unless spoken to. Is it too much to hope … you understand Cantonese?
The Bride I speak Japanese very well …
Pai Mei I didn't ask if you speak Japanese … I asked if you understand Cantonese?
The Bride A little.
Pai Mei You are here to learn the mysteries of Kung Fu, not linguistics. If you can't understand me, I will communicate with you like I would a dog! When I yell, when I point, when I beat you with my stick! [strokes his beard] Bill is your master, is he not?
The Bride Yes, he is.
Pai Mei Your master tells me … you're not entirely unschooled. What training do you possess?
The Bride I am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style, and I am more than proficient in the exquisite art of the Samurai sword.
Pai Mei Hmph! The exquisite art of the Samurai sword. Don't make me laugh! Your so-called exquisite art is only fit for … Japanese fatheads! [laughs] Your anger amuses me. Do you believe you are my match?
The Bride No.
Pai Mei Are you aware I kill at will?
The Bride Yes.
Pai Mei Is it your wish to die?
The Bride No!
Pai Mei [laughs]
Then you must be stupid … so stupid! Rise, and let me look at your ridiculous face. Rise. So, my pathetic friend … is there anything that you can do well? What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? Oh yes, you speak Japanese. [yells] I despise the goddamn Japs!
I was just admiring your sword. Quite a piece of work. Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?
The Bride He's good.
Has his sushi gotten any better?
The Bride It was easy. I just dropped your name, Bill.
Now, when it comes to you, and us, I have a few unanswered questions. So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. However, therein lies the dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth – especially to me, and least of all to yourself. And, when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.
The Bride How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?
Well! It just so happens I have a solution.
[He shoots The Bride with a dart filled with Truth Serum]
