A character in Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004)

Bill quotes from Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004)

David Carradine

Tied for most-quoted character in Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004): in 14 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo (6), Elle Driver (3)

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I suppose the traditional way to conclude this is we cross Hanzo swords. Well, it just so happens this hacienda comes with its very own private beach. And this private beach just so happens to look particularly beautiful bathed in moonlight. And there just so happens to be a full moon out tonight. So, swordfighter, if you want to sword fight, that's where I suggest. But if you wanna be old school about it, and you know I'm all about old school, then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais.

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Bill

Once upon a time in China, some believe around the year one double-ought three, head priest of the White Lotus Clan, Pai Mei, was walking down the road, contemplating whatever it is that a man of Pai Mei's infinite power contemplates – which is another way of saying "who knows?" – when a Shaolin monk appeared on the road, traveling in the opposite direction. As the monk and the priest crossed paths, Pai Mei, in a practically unfathomable display of generosity, gave the monk the slightest of nods. The nod was not returned.
Now, was it the intention of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei? Or did he just fail to see the generous social gesture? The motives of the monk remain unknown. What is known were the consequences.
The next morning Pai Mei appeared at the Shaolin Temple and demanded of the Temple's head abbot that he offer Pai Mei his neck to repay the insult. The Abbot at first tried to console Pai Mei, only to find Pai Mei was inconsolable.
So began the massacre of the Shaolin Temple and all sixty of the monks inside at the fists of the White Lotus. And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique.

Bill

Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears – the glasses, the business suit – that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself, he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.

Bill

Is that not the perfect visual image of life and death? A fish flapping on the carpet, and a fish not flapping on the carpet.

Bill

I'm a killer. I'm a murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.

Bill

You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real ****.

Scenes with Bill

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Bill

Mommy is still angry at Daddy.

B.B.

Why?

Bill

Well, sweety, I love Mommy, but I did to Mommy what you did to Emilio.

B.B.

You stomped on Mommy?

Bill

Worse. I shot Mommy. Not pretend shoot, like we were just doing. I shot her for real.

B.B.

Why? Did you want to see what would happen?

Bill

No, I knew what would happen to Mommy if I shot her. What I didn't know is, when I shot Mommy, what would happen to me.

B.B.

What happened?

Bill

I was very sad. And that was when I learned, some things, once you do, they can never be undone.

Bill

Pai Mei taught you the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique?

Of course he did.

Bill

Why didn't you tell me?

I don't know … because I'm a bad person.

Bill

No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while, you can be a real ****.

Bill

Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough, even now, to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. This moment, this is me at my most … masochistic.

Bill, it's your bab–
[Bill shoots The Bride]

You're telling me she cut her way through eighty-eight bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?

Bill

Nah, there weren't really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves "The Crazy 88".

How come?

Bill

I don't know, I guess they thought it sounded cool. Anyhow, they all fell under her Hanzo sword.

She's got a Hanzo sword?

Bill

He made one for her.

Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?

Bill

It would appear he has broken it.

Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge, don't they? [laughs] Or maybe … you just tend to bring that out in people. […]

Bill

I know this is a ridiculous question before I ask it, but you haven't by chance kept up with your sword play?

[shakes his head]

I...umm... I pawned that years ago.

Bill

You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword!

Yeah.

Bill

It was priceless.

[chuckles]

Well not in El Paso, it ain't. In El Paso, I got me $250 for it. I'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill. If she wants to fight with me, all she has to do is come down to the club and start some shit and we'll be in a fight.

Bill

I know we haven't spoken in some time, and the last time we spoke wasn't the most pleasant. But you've got to get over being mad at me and start becoming afraid of Beatrix, because she is coming, and she's coming to kill you. And unless you accept my assistance, I have no doubt she will succeed.

[stares hard at Bill]

I don't dodge guilt, and I don't jew out of paying my comeuppance.

Bill

Can't we just forget the past?

That woman deserves her revenge, and we deserve to die. [considers] But then again, so does she. So I guess we'll just see … won't we?

Bill
[coming down the stairs after talking to Pai Mei]

He'll accept you as his student.

What happened to you?

Bill
[who has a bruise]

Nothing.

Get in a fight?

Bill

Friendly contest.

Why did he accept me?

Bill

Because he's a very, very, very old man, and like all rotten bastards, when they become old, they get lonely. Which has no effect on their dispositions, but it does teach them the value of company.

Bill
[He throws her the baggage]

Well, just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You're gonna have a lot of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that ****er.

When will I see you again?

Bill

That's the name of my favorite soul song of the seventies.

What?

Bill

Nothing. When he tells me you're done.

When do you think that might be?

Bill

That, my dearest, depends entirely on you. Now, remember: no sarcasm, no backtalk. At least not for the first year or so. You're gonna have to let him warm up to you. He hates Caucasians, despises Americans, and has nothing but contempt for women, so in your case … it might take a little while. Adiós.

Bill

I was just admiring your sword. Quite a piece of work. Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?

He's good.

Bill

Has his sushi gotten any better?

Bill
[The Bride shakes her head]

You know, I couldn't believe it. You got him to make you a sword.

It was easy. I just dropped your name, Bill.

Bill
[chuckles]

That'd do it.

Bill

Now, when it comes to you, and us, I have a few unanswered questions. So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. However, therein lies the dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth – especially to me, and least of all to yourself. And, when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.

How do you suppose we solve this dilemma?

Bill

Well! It just so happens I have a solution.
[He shoots The Bride with a dart filled with Truth Serum]

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