Carmen Ghia quotes

View Quote And so the rule is, when mounting a... play. Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay.

View Quote Roger, We're not alone...

View Quote May I take your hats, your coats, and your Swastikas?

View Quote [When he answers the door] Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Max: I-
Carmen Ghia: Ssssssssss?

View Quote Hello, the living room of renowned theatrical director Roger Debris, in an elegant eastside townhouse on a sunny Tuesday afternoon in June. Who may I say is calling?
[Got angry] Listen, you broken down old queen, he was drunk, he was hot, you got lucky, don't ever call here again!
[Roger in other room] Who was that!?
Wrong number!