Carmen Ghia And so the rule is, when mounting a... play. Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay.
Played by Roger Bart 
The Producers (2005) · 117 quotes
The Producers (2005) · 117 quotes
5th most-quoted character in The Producers (2005): in 14 of its 117 quotes
Most scenes with: Roger De Bris (4), Max Bialystock (2)
Hello, the living room of renowned theatrical director Roger Debris, in an elegant eastside townhouse on a sunny Tuesday afternoon in June. Who may I say is calling?
[Got angry] Listen, you broken down old queen, he was drunk, he was hot, you got lucky, don't ever call here again!
[Roger in other room] Who was that!?
Wrong number!
More lines from Carmen Ghia
6 quotes Carmen Ghia Carmen Ghia Roger, We're not alone...
Carmen Ghia May I take your hats, your coats, and your Swastikas?
Carmen Ghia [When he answers the door]
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Max: I-
Carmen Ghia: Ssssssssss?
Carmen Ghia [When he answers the door]
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
Max: I-
Carmen Ghia: Ssssssss?
Carmen Ghia Yes darling... Roger.
Scenes with Carmen Ghia
7 scenes Carmen Ghia He's having a stroke.
What?!
Carmen Ghia Of genius!!
[wearing a dress]
I am going to the choreographers' ball this evening. There is a prize for best costume.
Carmen Ghia We always win.
I am not so sure about this year. I am supposed to be the Grand Dutchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like the Chrysler Building.
Carmen Ghia Hello, the living room of renowned theatrical director Roger De Bris' elegant Upper East Side townhouse on a sunny Tuesday afternoon in June. Whom may I say is calling? Listen, you broken down old queen. He was drunk, he was hot, you got lucky! Don't ever call here again!
Who was that?
Carmen Ghia Wrong number!
Carmen I'll take your coats, and hats...and your swastikas.
Max (to Leo)
You didn't tell me we were still wearing them!
I didn't notice.
Sorry. Just came from a big rally, everyone was wearing one.
This crazy Kraut is crackers! He crashed in here and crassly tried to kill us!
Carmen Ghia Oh, Roger, what alliteration
Thank you, darling.
Carmen Ghia Well as far as I'm concerned, without your wig on you're only half dressed.
Well then, why don't you go and get it, oh Wicked Witch of the Wessst?
Carmen Ghia [after a long pause]
If your intention was to shoot an arrow through my heart... BULLSEYE!
Carmen Ghia Jaques La Peduex [both Carmen and Roger look around, but no one steps forward] Jaques La Peduex [Roger looks at the name card and whispers into Carmen's ear] Jack Lapidus...
