Leo, he who hesitates is poor!
Max Bialystock
Zero Mostel · 47 quotes
Leo Bloom
Gene Wilder · 27 quotes
Franz Liebkind
Kenneth Mars · 10 quotes
Lorenzo St. DuBois
Dick Shawn · 8 quotes
Roger De Bris
Christopher Hewett · 6 quotes
Singers
5 quotes
Most scenes together: Max Bialystock & Leo Bloom (16), Max Bialystock & Franz Liebkind (2), Max Bialystock & Roger De Bris (2)
The Producers quotes
Page 5 of 6Lorenzo, baby. Lorenzo St. DuBois. But my friends call me L.S.D.
Max Bialystock is launching himself into little old lady land.
Max! Please don't say that word again.
Money is honey! Money is honey!
Mr. Bialystock, I cannot FUNCTION under these conditions! [pulls out his blue blanket and hugs it] You're making me extremely nervous.
Next time I produce a play, no author.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Ooh, I fell on my keys...
Oooooooh, I WANT THAT MONEY!
Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
Sing it out, men! Higher, you animals, higher! We open in Leavenworth Saturday night!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany (two rifle shots)
Goosestep's the new step today. (machine-gun fire)
Bombs falling from the skies again (explosion)
Deutschland is on the rise again!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more.
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Means that soon we'll be going to war!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay.
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Winter for Poland and France.
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Come on, Germans, go into your dance.
Thank you, I knew I could con you.