Lorenzo St. DuBois Lorenzo, baby. Lorenzo St. DuBois. But my friends call me L.S.D.
Played by Dick Shawn 
The Producers (1968) · 84 quotes
The Producers (1968) · 84 quotes
4th most-quoted character in The Producers (1968): in 8 of its 84 quotes
A line from Lorenzo St. DuBoisI lieb ya, baby, I lieb ya, I lieb ya! Now lieb me alone!
More lines from Lorenzo St. DuBois
4 quotes Lorenzo St. DuBois Lorenzo St. DuBois [singing]
And I give a flower to the big fat cop
He takes his club and he beats me up
I give a flower to the garbage man
He stuffs my girl in the garbage can
And I give it to the landlord when the rent comes 'round
He throws it in the toilet and he flush it down
It goes into the sewer
With the yuck runnin' through 'er
And it runs into the river that we drink
Hey, world, YOU STINK!
Lorenzo St. DuBois [after Goebbels throws a reefer into a vase, and a large explosion occurs]
They try; man, how they try!
Lorenzo St. DuBois [singing]
One and one's two
Two and two's four
I feel so bad 'cause I'm losin' the war!
Scenes with Lorenzo St. DuBois
3 scenes
What have you done, L.S.D.?
Lorenzo St. DuBois About six months... but I'm on probation, so it's all good, baby!
No, I mean, what do you do best?
Lorenzo St. DuBois I can't do that here. That's why they put me away, baby!
Lorenzo St. Dubois Love, love power.
I'm talking 'bout love power
The power of a little flower.
You don't think 'bout no little flowers,
Oh no, all you think about is guns.
If everybody in the world today had a flower instead of a gun,
There would be no wars. There would be one big smell-in.
Just the flowers. Hey, man, a flower.
A flower. What you do to my flower, man?
You hurt it, like everything else.
Everything else. Flowers.
[pulls out a banana, peels it, breaks it in half, throws it away, and then sits in a corner sucking on his thumb]
That's our Hitler!
Goebbels
Danke schön, mein Führer.
Lorenzo St. DuBois Hey, you're a German.
Goebbels
We're all Germans.
Lorenzo St. DuBois That's right. [gasps] That means we CANNOT invade Germany.
