A character in The Producers (1968)

Roger De Bris quotes from The Producers (1968)

Christopher Hewett
Played by Christopher Hewett The Producers (1968) · 84 quotes

5th most-quoted character in The Producers (1968): in 6 of its 84 quotes
Most scenes with: Max Bialystock (2), Leo Bloom (2)

A line from Roger De Bris

Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers.

More lines from Roger De Bris

2 quotes
Roger De Bris

Wait!! This is a decision that could effect my entire life! I shall have to think about it. [Pauses for one second] I'll do it.

Roger De Bris

I'm supposed to be the grand Duchess Anastasia... but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie!

Scenes with Roger De Bris

3 scenes
Roger De Bris

Ah, Bialystock and Bloom, I presume! Heh heh, forgive the pun!

Leo
[to Max]

What pun?

Max

Shut up, he thinks he's witty.

Max

Roger, did you have a chance to read "Springtime for Hitler?"

Roger De Bris
[emerges from behind a partition wearing a dress]

Remarkable, remarkable! A stunning piece of work.

Leo
[under his breath]

Max... he's wearing a dress.

Max

No kidding.

Roger De Bris

Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that... Oh dear, you're staring at my dress. I should explain. We are going to the choreographer's ball tonight and there's a prize for the best costume.

Carmen Ghia

And we always win!

Roger De Bris

I don't know about tonight. I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie. What do you think, Mr. Bloom?

Leo

Where do you keep your wallet?

Roger De Bris

What have you done, L.S.D.?

About six months... but I'm on probation, so it's all good, baby!

Roger De Bris

No, I mean, what do you do best?

I can't do that here. That's why they put me away, baby!

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