Franz Liebkind I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!
Played by Kenneth Mars 
The Producers (1968) · 84 quotes
The Producers (1968) · 84 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in The Producers (1968): in 10 of its 84 quotes
Most scenes with: Max Bialystock (2)
Gentlemen. Ve have here a technical problem. Hmm? I do not know if vat ve have here is ze quick fuse or ze slow fuse. Ja, ja, I must find zis out. [snips dynamite fuse] Zis is critical. [lights fuse with match] Ha ha ha, ja ja, you see zis? You see zis here vat I have told you? Yeah, zis is an example of smartness here. I have said that zis is ze quick fuse. Huh? And zis IS ze quick fuse.
More lines from Franz Liebkind
6 quotes Franz Liebkind Franz Liebkind Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Franz Liebkind Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!
Franz Liebkind Der Führer does not say, "Achtung, baby."
Franz Liebkind Baby! Baby!... Why does he say this "baby"? The Führer has never said "baby". I did not write, "baby". What is it with this, "baby"?
Franz Liebkind [holding a gun to his head]
Soon, I shall be with mein Führer... and Himmler. I'm coming to join you boys! [he pulls the trigger - it's out of bullets. Deeply disgusted:] Boy, when things go wrong...!
Scenes with Franz Liebkind
3 scenes
Stagehand
[Franz Liebkind runs backstage to try to stop the play]
Hey, what can I do for you?
Franz Liebkind You will please be unconscious. [hits him on the head]
Franz I know who did zis! It vas that LSD!
Kill the actors!
Franz Kill the actors? I can't kill the actors. I must destroy the actors.
