Hugh Simon There is an old Croatian saying, Bollixter, which goes...
3rd most-quoted character in What's Up, Doc? (1972): in 8 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Judy Maxwell (3)
For God's sake, don't shoot me, I'm part Italian.
More lines from Hugh Simon
4 quotes Hugh Simon Hugh Simon I find that story as difficult to swallow as I do this potage au gelée.
Hugh Simon I myself have a little announcement to make, that may be of some interest. My natural curiosity was aroused, an so I did a little research on Mr. Bankister and Miss Burns, and I think--
Hugh Simon The slight mistake, Mesdames and Messieurs, is in the so-called identity of these alleged colleagues. I don't know who he is, but she is definitely not herself.
Scenes with Hugh Simon
3 scenes
First, there was this trouble between me and Hugh.
Judge Maxwell
You and me?
No, not you, Hugh.
Hugh I am Hugh.
Judge Maxwell
You are me?
Hugh No, I am Hugh.
Judge Maxwell
Stop saying that. Make him stop saying that.
Hugh Don't touch me, I'm a doctor.
Judge Maxwell
Of what?
Hugh Music.
Judge Maxwell
Can you fix a hi-fi?
Hugh No, sir.
Judge Maxwell
Then shut up!
Hugh Simon C'est la guerre.
C'est la dreck.
