Most-quoted character in What's Up, Doc? (1972): in 20 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Dr. Howard Bannister (4), Frederick Larrabee (4), Hugh Simon (3)
Hi, Room Service, this is Room 1717. I would like a double-thick roast beef sandwich medium rare on rye bread with mustard on the top, mayonnaise on the bottom, and a coffee hot fudge sundae with a large bottle of diet anything. You got that? Yeah, Room 1717. Oh, and Room Service, would you put it in the hall outside the door. I mean, don’t bring it in or knock on the door because I’m just putting my little one to sleep. Thank you.
Judy Maxwell ...not as much as I am in the metamorphic or sedimentary rock categories. I mean I can take your igneous rocks or leave them. I relate primarily to micas, quartz, feldspar. You can keep your pyroxenes, magnetites and coarse-grained plutonics as far as I'm concerned...
Judy Maxwell Eunice!? This is a person named Eunice?
Judy Maxwell I love those old Ventegums.
Judy Maxwell It so happens, Mr. Simon, that Howard has had discussions with Leonard Bernstein about the possibility of conducting an avalanche ... in E flat.
Judy Maxwell What do you think I am, a piece of ripe fruit you can squeeze the juice out of and cast aside?
Judy Maxwell Why Ms. Burns, what are you doing in Mr. Banister's bedroom? Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
Judy Aw c'mon, Steve, you don't want to marry Eunice.
I'm not Steve. I'm Howard.
Judy Well neither of you wants to marry Eunice.
Why do you say that?
Judy Because you don't want to marry someone who's gonna get all wrinkled, lined, and flabby.
Everybody gets wrinkled, lined, and flabby!
Judy By next week?
Young miss, may I help you please?
Judy Yes, I was wondering if my friends are still here. They're visiting from the um... New Hebrides and I believe they're in Room 1717.
I'm sorry, but that room is vacant.
Judy I don't understand. They told me they would be in Room 1717 at the Hotel Crystal.
This is the Bristol, madam, not the Crystal.
Judy Then one of us must be in the wrong hotel.
Where have you been?
I had a little trouble in the drug store.
Judy Steve, you didn't tell me you were married.
We're not married.
Judy Congratulations.
But we will be soon.
Judy Condolences.
I haven't the vaguest idea. She was behind a rock in the drug store.
Judy Oh come on Steve, you can tell her about us.
Why is she calling you that name?
Don't pay any attention to her, Eunice. [turning to Judy] Look, Miss Maxwell--
You know her name.
Eunice, I swear this is a bizarre joke.
Judy Sure, it's easy for you, everywhere you go, another heart broken--women, women, women. You call it joking. Eunice and I, we call it lust.
Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
Judy Propriety? Noun. Conformity to established standards of behavior or manners, suitability, rightness, or justice. See "etiquette."
Judy ...it's probably the excitement of meeting you for the first time. I must say, I can feel it myself.
Oh can you?
Judy Can I?! My heart is going a mile a minute. Why, you can just feel it pounding. Can't you feel it?
Yes, I think I can. I... Yes, it's absolutely... it's certainly in there pounding... it's amazing. [to the others at the table] You should feel it gentlemen. [gentlemen rise]
Sit DOWN, gentlemen!
I must point out that "foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."
Judy Emerson!
I beg your pardon my dear?
Judy Ralph Waldo Emerson, born 1803, died 1882.
You like Emerson?
Judy I adore him!
I adore anyone who adores Emerson.
Judy And I adore anyone who adores anyone who adores Emerson. Your turn.
Delivery boy I want my bike back!
I'll give you your bike back. I'll give you a broken back!
They broke into my home.
That's breaking and entering.
And they brought her with them forcibly.
That's kidnapping.
They tried to molest me.
That's... unbelievable.
First, there was this trouble between me and Hugh.
You and me?
No, not you, Hugh.
I am Hugh.
You are me?
No, I am Hugh.
Stop saying that. Make him stop saying that.
Don't touch me, I'm a doctor.
Of what?
Music.
Can you fix a hi-fi?
No, sir.
Then shut up!
C'est la guerre.
Judy Maxwell C'est la dreck.
Judy Maxwell : No, no. I'm a transfer student. No, not the University -- the Conservatory of Music. It's in Ames. You never heard of it? Well, it's a small conservatory, but there are those who love it. There's a professor there whom I hope to be studying with. A brilliant man by the name of Howard Bannister. No, Bannister. As in: sliding down the. You never heard of him? Yeah, that's right! The nut with the rocks! What's up, Doc?
Did you know that I love you?
Judy Maxwell Yes.
You did? Do?
Judy Maxwell Listen, kiddo. You can't fight a tidal wave.
Judy Maxwell Let me tell you something. Love means never having to say you're sorry.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
[They kiss again]
You've made me smash my Life Savers.
You there; you in the blanket! You seem to have caused all this trouble. Exactly what have you got to say for yourself...? [The mystery figure lowers the blanket, revealing herself as...] ...JUDY!?
Judy ...Hello, Daddy.
Oh, Judy, not again!! This is an ELECTION YEAR!! [Judy shrugs, as her father's bench collapses]
