...not as much as I am in the metamorphic or sedimentary rock categories. I mean I can take your igneous rocks or leave them. I relate primarily to micas, quartz, feldspar. You can keep your pyroxenes, magnetites and coarse-grained plutonics as far as I'm concerned...
Judy Maxwell
Barbra Streisand · 20 quotes
Dr. Howard Bannister
Ryan O'Neal · 11 quotes
Hugh Simon
Kenneth Mars · 8 quotes
Frederick Larrabee
Austin Pendleton · 7 quotes
Eunice Burns
Madeline Kahn · 6 quotes
Fritz
Stefan Gierasch · 6 quotes
Most scenes together: Judy Maxwell & Dr. Howard Bannister (4), Judy Maxwell & Frederick Larrabee (4), Judy Maxwell & Hugh Simon (3)
What's Up, Doc? quotes
Page 1 of 4...you are not Burnsy. Burnsy is Burnsy, I mean Eunice is Burnsy, I mean she isn't Burnsy. Nobody is Burnsy.
Judge Maxwell
You've made me smash my Life Savers.
Taxi Driver
I know how you feel, mister. I hate it when my igneous rocks are even touched!
Judge Maxwell
You there; you in the blanket! You seem to have caused all this trouble. Exactly what have you got to say for yourself...? [The mystery figure lowers the blanket, revealing herself as...] ...JUDY!?
...Hello, Daddy.
Judge Maxwell
[as if he might cry]
Oh, Judy, not again!! This is an ELECTION YEAR!! [Judy shrugs, as her father's bench collapses]
Delivery boy I want my bike back!
Judge Maxwell
I'll give you your bike back. I'll give you a broken back!
Howard! Howard Bannister! Howard, when I ask for you to wait for me somewhere I expect you to stay there until I come back.
Yes, Eunice.
Now, it is difficult enough for me to have to see to all these arrangements myself...
Yes, Eunice.
It is exactly 6:15. If we reach the hotel in half an hour, we'll have just enough time to get ready for the banquet.
Yes, Eunice.
Where have you been?
I had a little trouble in the drug store.
Steve, you didn't tell me you were married.
We're not married.
Congratulations.
But we will be soon.
Condolences.
I haven't the vaguest idea. She was behind a rock in the drug store.
Oh come on Steve, you can tell her about us.
Why is she calling you that name?
Don't pay any attention to her, Eunice. [turning to Judy] Look, Miss Maxwell--
You know her name.
Eunice, I swear this is a bizarre joke.
Sure, it's easy for you, everywhere you go, another heart broken--women, women, women. You call it joking. Eunice and I, we call it lust.
Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
Propriety? Noun. Conformity to established standards of behavior or manners, suitability, rightness, or justice. See "etiquette."
Ah, Mrs. Van Hoskins. It's so nice to have you back with us.
Mrs. Van Hoskins Thank you, Hans.
Fritz.
Mrs. Van Hoskins What happened to Hans?
There is no Hans, Mrs. Van Hoskins, there is only me, Fritz.
Mrs. Van Hoskins Oh, what a shame!
Mrs. Van Hoskins Now Franz, I'm going to take this with me. There are some things I need tonight, and tomorrow I want you to put it in the hotel safe for me.
Young miss, may I help you please?
Yes, I was wondering if my friends are still here. They're visiting from the um... New Hebrides and I believe they're in Room 1717.
I'm sorry, but that room is vacant.
I don't understand. They told me they would be in Room 1717 at the Hotel Crystal.
This is the Bristol, madam, not the Crystal.
Then one of us must be in the wrong hotel.
Don't touch his rocks.
First, there was this trouble between me and Hugh.
Judge Maxwell
You and me?
No, not you, Hugh.
I am Hugh.
Judge Maxwell
You are me?
No, I am Hugh.
Judge Maxwell
Stop saying that. Make him stop saying that.
Good morning.
Mr Kaltenborn
No, I don't think so. I'm Mr Kaltenborn, the manager of what's left of the hotel.
I'm sorry about all this whole mess here. Usually this doesn't happen.
Mr Kaltenborn
Dr Bannister, I have a message for you from the staff of the hotel.
What is it?
Mr Kaltenborn
Goodbye.
That's the entire message?
Mr Kaltenborn
We would appreciate it if you would check out.
When?
Mr Kaltenborn
Yesterday.
That soon?
Don't touch me, I'm a doctor.
Judge Maxwell
Of what?
Music.
Judge Maxwell
Can you fix a hi-fi?
No, sir.
Judge Maxwell
Then shut up!
[Talking so Howard can hear]
: No, no. I'm a transfer student. No, not the University -- the Conservatory of Music. It's in Ames. You never heard of it? Well, it's a small conservatory, but there are those who love it. There's a professor there whom I hope to be studying with. A brilliant man by the name of Howard Bannister. No, Bannister. As in: sliding down the. You never heard of him? Yeah, that's right! The nut with the rocks! What's up, Doc?
Did you know that I love you?
Yes.
You did? Do?
Listen, kiddo. You can't fight a tidal wave.
Let me tell you something. Love means never having to say you're sorry.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
[They kiss again]