Max Bialystock This pin used to hold a pearl the size of your eye. Look at me now, LOOK AT ME NOW! I'm wearing a cardboard belt! Max Bialystock How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right? Max Bialystock I used to have thousands of investors wanting to put their money in a Max Bialystock production! These are my investors now! [shows pictures of little old women] Little old women who want one last thrill of life of their way to the cemetery.