Max Bialystock That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart. Max Bialystock You're an accountant! You're in a noble profession! The word "count" is part of your title! Max Bialystock You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!