Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?
Danny Ocean
George Clooney · 33 quotes
Rusty Ryan
Brad Pitt · 27 quotes
Linus Caldwell
Matt Damon · 18 quotes
Willie Bank
8 quotes
Basher Tarr
Don Cheadle · 6 quotes
Roman Nagel
Suzy Eddie Izzard · 6 quotes
Turk Malloy
Scott Caan · 5 quotes
Saul Bloom
Carl Reiner · 4 quotes
Virgil Malloy
Casey Affleck · 4 quotes
Abigail Sponder
Ellen Barkin · 3 quotes
Frank
Bernie Mac · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Danny Ocean & Rusty Ryan (23), Danny Ocean & Linus Caldwell (8), Rusty Ryan & Linus Caldwell (7)
Ocean's Thirteen quotes
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Benedict [Danny confronts Benedict the day after the heist]
Danny.
Terry.
Benedict You called an audible last night.
That's what I do when I see a blitz coming.
Benedict A blitz?
I guess Toulour just happened to be on the roof at the same moment we were coming out with those diamonds.
Benedict How did you know I would go for them?
Because you're you and I'm me.
[For this, everyone but Basher's voice is from a radio]
Bank's going to run the prints off the card machine.
Damn, he's good.
Danny
He'll get Livingston's ID and known associates.
That's us.
Uh, what do we have in place for this?
Danny
Nothing. We all get arrested and Bank will have the best night of his life.
We can't let it get to Bank.
[During above conversation, Basher notices an ad promoting stunt biker Fender Roads and notices he resembles him somewhat and then notes his "Speaking With Distinction" book.]
I know what to do. We'll set up a Cartwheel. Back of the house, 15 minutes.
Danny
Who's going to hack this?
Well, the ideal person's in the back of a car in handcuffs.
I can handle it.
Dann
Anybody else?
This is Virgil, I'll give it a shot.
I can handle it!
Danny
Virgil, it is.
Get it done, Virg.
[Linus is passing Yen off as a whale]
Did you say Mr. Wang is involved in real estate Mr. Pepperidge?
Yes, that is correct.
I only ask because his name doesn't show up on our standard database.
And Mr. Wang and I have worked very hard to keep it that way. Look, he owns all of the air south of Beijing.
Let me put it to you this way: Try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name turns up on your database then.
[during this scene almost constantly someone is talking over some other's voice]
Long past checkout time, sir.
The V.U.P. What? I'm in no condition to checkout,( I have...)
You've overstayed your reservation, sir. We need the room.
The V.U.P. But, Nevada innkeeper laws make it illegal to evict a (guest who is sick, you can't do...)
Expect in case of public health and safety,( sir. Occupants have evidenced a flagrant)...
You're obviously experiencing some sort of abrasion, sir.
...repeated disregard for acceptable standard for personal HYGIENE.
The V.U.P. I haven't disregarded my hygiene.
Sir, (but yes)...
...you have.
...you've gone nose deaf.
The V.U.P. What?
You're oblivious to your effect on other guests.
The V.U.P. I really don't see what effect (I've had on other guests if I am not in my room, and)...
Fifteen minutes! Fif-teen minutes! Fifteen minutes!
The V.U.P. ...up, (up here)
(Fif...)
hey, fifteen minutes. Pack your things or we will pack them for you. Get the picture?
The V.U.P. What?
Do you get the picture, sir, (do not make us)...
Pack your things.
...come back here, friend.
Pack your things!
Friend.
The V.U.P. (Hey,)
okay. Okay.
[Linus is talking to his dad on the phone]
No, Dad. It will work. [Danny puts his hand out for the phone] No Dad, I won't put Danny on. [Rusty puts his hand out for the phone] Or Rusty.
[Linus is talking to his dad on the phone]
No, the Brody can work! What, just because you have the greatest cover known to man, you have to tell me what to do? Congratulations! No, maybe you're getting soft! [Danny puts his hand out for the phone] No, I won't put Danny on. [Rusty puts his hand out for the phone] Or Rusty. Just–Goodbye, Dad! [Hangs up]
Could you make it any more complicated?
I don't want the labor pains; I just want the baby!
I'm so deep into Pepperage I am him.