Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes

View Quote "This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."

View Quote "He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."

View Quote "Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?" ~ Blue Raja's mother

View Quote "So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich?"

View Quote "It's the FUNKYSKUNKULATOR!"

View Quote "When the clock strikes twelve... cuckoo, cuckoo... you will be dead. And my city will be given a new state of mind."

View Quote "Here comes Daddy!"

View Quote "Why are you guys always dissing me? I'm a superhero too, you know! I have powers."

View Quote "Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."

View Quote "There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry."

View Quote "Who would want to rent a chicken?"

View Quote "No, no. I don't live here. I'm just here for the ladies." (at a nursing home)

View Quote "You guys just be sure to jump in when the action starts. You do your share, we'll keep you around."

View Quote "Totally nonlethal, but totally effective."

View Quote "I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home."