Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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"I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!"
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"He is rather ripping, isn't he? With the spinning and the hurting and the kicking..."
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"It's the FUNKYSKUNKULATOR!"
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"Who would want to rent a chicken?"
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"Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?" ~ Blue Raja's mother
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"When the clock strikes twelve... cuckoo, cuckoo... you will be dead. And my city will be given a new state of mind."
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"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."
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"Why are you guys always dissing me? I'm a superhero too, you know! I have powers."
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"So what do you say? Do we all gather together and kick some Casanova butt... or do I eat this sandwich?"
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"Here comes Daddy!"
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"No, no. I don't live here. I'm just here for the ladies." (at a nursing home)
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"There's not enough beer in the world Spleen, I'm sorry."
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"Totally nonlethal, but totally effective."
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"I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home."
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"You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime. That's why I use Mighty Whitey toothpaste. Because I want my teeth to look — Amazing!" ~ Captain Amazing in TV commercial