“You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime. That's why I use...”

"You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime. That's why I use Mighty Whitey toothpaste. Because I want my teeth to look — Amazing!" ~ Captain Amazing in TV commercial

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