Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes

View Quote [When asked by a reporter what his name and power is] "Hi, my name's Roy, and I'm in a super amount of pain right now."

View Quote "You can't hurt me, Baby Bowler. 'Cause I'm protected by the god of hair care." ~ Tony P

View Quote "Hello, Champion City. Daddy... is home!"

View Quote "This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."

View Quote "I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one."

View Quote "Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."

View Quote "Now , there's a wedgie she won't soon forget."

View Quote "There aren't any evil trios, are there? No — they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."

View Quote "I can trick that out with a clam-shell holster. It comes with a leather carrying case. It's got a wadcutter and a full warranty."

View Quote "Ooh — Mama Pajama! What kind of crazy-man blows up a crazy-house?"

View Quote "How delightfully eccentric — while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time!"

View Quote "No dad, He's neither a commie, nor a fruit."

View Quote "I must have ripped the Q section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'!"

View Quote "Okay, let's all be little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV."

View Quote "I don't make anything that's deadly."