Mystery Men quotes

131 total quotes

Casanova Frankenstein
Doctor Heller
Invisible Boy
Mr. Furious
Multiple Characters

The Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja

View Quote "Oh, there's another chicken. Crazy chicken world."

View Quote "I just wanted to say that I had a really great time tonight, and you were really nice to me, and I would love to, uh, take you out some time. But if I don't call you I just want you to know that it's because I'm dead."

View Quote "You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime. That's why I use Mighty Whitey toothpaste. Because I want my teeth to look — Amazing!" ~ Captain Amazing in TV commercial

View Quote "I believe in you, Daddy." ~ Roland (Shoveler's son)

View Quote "There's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us."

View Quote Let's go see what's shaking at the chez casa Casanova.

View Quote "His name's Mr. Furious, and his power comes from his boundless rage." ~ Monica

View Quote "P.M.S. Avenger. I only work four days a month. Is there a problem with that?" ~ P.M.S. Avenger

View Quote "In my opinion, which used to matter around here, we shouldn't be flinging new memberships at every guy who puts together a pair of matching gloves and boots."

View Quote "That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe."

View Quote [After avenging her father's murder]
"Now I'm going back to Graduate School. That was the agreement."

View Quote [Bestowing precious cutlery to her son, having discovered his true identity]
"These belonged to your great-great grandmother. I was saving them for your wedding day, but from the looks of it, that day... it's probably a long way off." ~ Blue Raja's mother

View Quote "See, that's why, in general, a mad scientist is less desirable than a garden-variety scientist."

View Quote "I'm the guy that gave your daddy the shaft!" ~ Tony P (to the Bowler)

View Quote (creepy, ominous dude at tryouts) "I...am BALLERINA MAN!" ~Ballerina Man