Hi.
I should never have left home.
Hey, c'mon you did it to save your father. Who knew you'd end up shaming him and disgracing your ancestors and losing all your friends...
Most scenes together: Emperor & Mulan (13), Mushu & Emperor (12), Shang & Emperor (8)
Hi.
I should never have left home.
Hey, c'mon you did it to save your father. Who knew you'd end up shaming him and disgracing your ancestors and losing all your friends...
This is such a bad idea. What if somebody sees you?
Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kind of like that cornchip smell.
All right. That's enough. Get out before you get all pruny and stuff.
Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch.
Yeah, yeah. [talking and acting like a girl] Stand watch, Mushu, while I blow our secret with my stupid girl habits. Pfft, Hygiene.
Me first! Me first! Me first!
Oh, we're doomed! There are a couple things I know they're bound to notice!
Hey, Ping.
Oh, hi, guys. I didn't know you were here. I was just washing, so now I'm clean, and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye.
Come back here. I knew we were jerks to you before, so let's start over. Hi, I'm Ling.
And I'm Chien-Po.
Hello, Chien-Po.
And I am Yao, king of the rock! And there's nothin' you girls can do about it!
Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you.
I really don't want to take him anywhere.
Ping, we have to fight.
No, we don't. We could just...close our eyes...and - swim around...
Come on, don't be such a- [Mushu bites Ling on each leg] Ouch! Something bit me.
Ugh! Ach! What a nasty flavor.
SNAKE! [he and Chien Po scramble onto the rock with Yao]
OOOH, SNAKE!
SNAKE! SNAKE!
Some king of the rock. [Yao shoves him off the rock and onto the water]
Boy, that was close.
No. [brushes his teeth with the toothpaste in his mouth] That was vile. You owe me big! [spits it out and squirts more toothpaste in his mouth and brushes again]
I never want to see another naked man again.
Hey, don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts.
No, I did.
I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me!
No matter how the wind howls, the mountain can not bow to it.
I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.
Sorry. [ in manly voice] Uh, I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is, when you get those manly urges! And you just got to kill something! Hm... Fix things, cook outdoors--
What's your name?
Uh... I, uh... I...
Your commanding officer just asked you a question!
Uh, I've got a name. Ha! And it's a boy's name, too.
I didn't ask for his name, I asked for yours.
Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu.
Ah Chu.
Ah Chu?
Gesundheit. Ha, ha. I kill myself.
Mushu!
Mushu?
No!
Then what is it!
Ping! Ping was my best friend growin' up.
It's Ping.
Ping?
Of course, Ping did steal my gir--
Let me see your conscription notice. Fa Zhou... the Fa Zhou?
I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.
Uh, he doesn't talk about me much. [Attempts to spit, but it ends up dangling from her mouth.]
I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic!
Thank you for volunteering. Retrieve the arrow.
I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt on!
I will serve the Emperor in my father's place.
WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!! LIGHT THE SIGNAL!! [runs to the tower and up the ladder as Hun Bald Man #1 and Hun Long Hair Man appear trying to stop him. Hun Bald Man #1 breaks the ladder with his sword just as Guard reaches the top. The guard picks up the torch to light the fire and sees Shan-Yu jump over the edge of the tower and looks at him across from the caldron. The guard throws the torch into the caldron lighting a large fire. Shan-Yu watches as each tower lights their caldrons one by one] Now all of China knows you're here.
Perfect.
Your Majesty, the Huns have crossed our Northern Border.
Impossible. No one can get through the Great Wall.
Shan Yu is leading them. We'll set up defenses around your palace immediately.
No. Send your troops to protect my people. Chi-Fu.
Yes, Your Highness?
Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible.
Forgive me, Your Majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him.
I won't take any chances, General, a single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.
Mushu, awaken.
Look at me / I will never pass for a perfect bride / Or a perfect daughter / Can it be / I'm not meant to play this part? / Now I see / That if I were to truly / To be myself / I would break my family's heart...| Who is that girl I see / Staring straight / Back at me? / Why is my reflection someone / I don't know? / Somehow I cannot hide / Who I am / Though I've tried / When will my reflection show / Who I am inside? / When will my reflection show / Who I am inside? [song fades, Mulan sits on the bench under the blossom tree. Fa Zhou approaches and clears throat. Mulan sees him approaching and turns around. Fa Zhou sits down beside Mulan]
My, my, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. [looking up into the blossom tree] But look, this one's late. But, I'll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all. [Mulan and Fa Zhou share smiles. Drums start pounding announcing the arrival of Chi Fu and 2 guards on horseback]
What is it? [Fa Zhou gets up and walks to the entrance of their house with Mulan following]
Mulan, stay inside. [Grandmother Fa clears her throat catched Mulan's attention with Mulan spies the railing near the wall and climbs up to watch over the roof]
Citizens, I bring a proclamation from the Imperial City. The Huns have invaded China. By order of the Emperor, one man from every family must serve in the Imperial Army. [Reading from list] The Hsiao Family, the Yi Family.
I will serve the Emperor in my father's place.
The Fa Family.
Father, you can't go!!!
Mulan...
Please, sir, my father has already fought bravely, and-
Silence!!!! [to Fa Zhou] You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence.
Report tomorrow at the Wu Zhong Camp. [hands Fa Zhou a scroll]
Yes, sir.
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One!
You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!
My, my. What beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look! This one's late. But I bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.