Great Stone Dragon, have you awoken yet?
(holding the stone head)
I am the Great Stone Dragon! Good morning! I will go and fetch Mulan! Did-did I mention I was the Great Stone Dragon?
Emperor
Pat Morita · 33 quotes
Mushu
Eddie Murphy · 32 quotes
Mulan
Ming-Na Wen · 13 quotes
Chi Fu
James Hong · 6 quotes
Fa Zhou
Soon-Tek Oh · 6 quotes
Fa Mulan
Ming-Na Wen · 6 quotes
Great Ancestor
5 quotes
Yao
Harvey Fierstein · 5 quotes
Fa Li
Freda Foh Shen · 4 quotes
Chien Po
Jerry Tondo · 3 quotes
Grandmother
June Foray · 3 quotes
Ling
Gedde Watanabe · 3 quotes
Matchmaker
Miriam Margolyes · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Emperor & Mulan (13), Mushu & Emperor (12), Shang & Emperor (8)
Mulan quotes
Page 2 of 5We must send the most powerful of them all.
OK, OK, I get the gist, I'll go.
You had your chance to protect the Fa family.
Female Ancestor
Your misguidance led Fa Deng to disaster.
Fa Deng (holding his severed head)
Yeah, thanks a lot.
And your point is?
The point is, we will be sending a real dragon to retrieve Mulan.
Wha-What! I am a real dragon!
You are not worthy of this spot! Now awaken the Great Stone Dragon!
Guard
Now all of China knows you're here.
"Fa Mulan."
Present!
Oops.
Who spit in her bean curd?
Would you like to stay forever?
Father, you can't go!
Mulan...
Please, sir, my father has already fought bravely, and...
Silence! You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence.
Mulan, you dishonor me.
I never want to see a naked man again.
Okay, any questions?
Does this dress make me look fat? [gets slapped] Ow!
Um...Pardon me....
And silent! [inhales the teacup]
[begins to climb on table, reaching for the teacup]
Could I just.....take that back? One moment......[they both begin tugging on the teacup, causing it to spill, and Crikee to jump inside the Matchmaker's dress]
Why, you clumsy...![she begins to leap around the room, due to Crikee in her dress. She knocks over the furnace, accidently sits on the coals, and begins jumping around even more. Mulan attempts to help by fanning her behind, causing it to burst into flame. The Matchmaker screams and falls on the table, breaking it.]
Who am I fooling? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.
Did I hear someone ask for a miracle! Lemme hear you say "ahhh"!
That's close enough.
A ghost!
Get ready, Mulan, your serpentine salvation is at hand, for I have been sent by your ancestors...[Crikee does an imitation of Mushuu, and Mushuu kicks him down] to guide you through your masquerade! [hands Crikee a leaf to fan the flames] C'mon, you gonna stay, you gonna work with me. So heed my word, 'cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death!
Who are you?
Who am I? Who am I?! I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, [ he appears to her in his true form] the indestructible Mushu! I'm pretty hot, huh?! [Khan steps on Mushu]
Uh, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?
Hey, dragon. Dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. [hisses]
You're...
Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?
Tiny.
Of course, I'm travel size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. [Khan tries to bite him] Down, Bessie!
I live!! Now, tell me, Great Ancestor - what mortal needs my protection? You just say the word, and I'm there! Anybody who's foolish enough to threaten our family? Vengeance will be mine!!! Grrr...
Mushu! These are the family guardians. They...
... Protect the family.
And you, o demoted one?
I... ring the gong.
That's right. Now, wake up the ancestors.
One family reunion coming right up. Okay, people, people look alive! Let's go, get up, rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me.
Alright, rise and shine sleeping beauty. Time to get up. C'mon up, up, up. Get your clothes on; get ready. I've got breakfast for ya. Look you get porridge, and it's happy to see you.
(Crikee appears in the middle of the bowl) [picks Crikee out of the bowl]
Hey, get outta there! You gon' make people sick!!
Am I late?
No time to talk. Now, remember: it's your first day of training. Listen to your teacher, and no fighting. Play nice with the other kids - unless the other kids want to fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.
Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face... [Mulan has a blank face] Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. C'mon, scare me, girl! [Mulan growls at him] Yeah, that's my tough-looking warrior! That's what I'm talkin' about. Now get out there and make me proud!
Call out for egg rolls!
Guardians...
Citizens, I need firepower.
Fireworks people
Aargh! Who are you?
Your worst nightmare.