Who am I fooling? It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.
Did I hear someone ask for a miracle! Lemme hear you say "ahhh"!
That's close enough.
A ghost!
Get ready, Mulan, your serpentine salvation is at hand, for I have been sent by your ancestors...[Crikee does an imitation of Mushuu, and Mushuu kicks him down] to guide you through your masquerade! [hands Crikee a leaf to fan the flames] C'mon, you gonna stay, you gonna work with me. So heed my word, 'cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death!
Who are you?
Who am I? Who am I?! I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, [ he appears to her in his true form] the indestructible Mushu! I'm pretty hot, huh?! [Khan steps on Mushu]
Uh, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?
Hey, dragon. Dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing. [hisses]
You're...
Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?
Tiny.
Of course, I'm travel size for your convenience. If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright. [Khan tries to bite him] Down, Bessie!
