Art I have an extra toe. Not with me, of course.
3rd most-quoted character in Monsters University (2013): in 9 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Michael "Mike" Wazowski (5), Squishy (5), James P. "Sulley" Sullivan (4)
I can’t go back to jail!
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So... you guys are scaring majors?
[chuckling]
We were, but none of us lasted very long. I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for. Don Carlton, mature student. 30 years in a textile industry, and then ol' dandy Don got downsized. Figured I could throw myself a pity party or go back to school and learn the computers.
Hello! I'm Terry with a 'Y'.
And I'm Terri with an 'I'. I'm a dance major!
And I'm not.
5, 6, 7, 8... [starts to dance while his brother rolls his eyes] 7, 8, turn! And tu... Why didn't you turn?
Because we never agreed to do this.
You said this was gonna be cool.
No one said this was gonna be cool.
Now I'm embarrassed.
Now you're embarrassed?
Yes, because it's in front of people!
You should wake up embarrassed.
Art [rolls down the stairs]
Hey, hey! I'm Art! New Age Philosophy Major. Excited to live with you, and laugh with you... [changes his mood] And cry with you. I thought you'd like to keep a dream journal!
Guess that leaves me. [Sulley suddenly screams once seeing him] My name's Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy. I'm undeclared, unattached and... unwelcomed pretty much everywhere but here.
Well now that we've all been introduced. As captain of our team...
You're about the scariest fellow I've ever seen. Even with them pink polka dots.
Aww, thanks.
Well, actually, I think I bring the whole package.
Oh, come on. I don't even work out.
Art Yeah, me neither. I don't wanna get too big. [sniffs]
Art That’s going in the album!
Art [as Oozma Kappa are going to their first Scare Game challenge]
Of all the sewers in this school, this one has always been my favorite.
Art, you've been here before?
Art I have a life outside the house, you know!
Brock
Let’s begin the first competition! The Toxicity Challenge!
Claire
Human children are toxic! [pointing to some human toys] ...And everything they touch is toxic.
Brock
[as Claire uses a metal claw, reaching into a crate and pulling out a urchin]
We don't have any human toys, but thanks to MU biology department, we found a close second - the Stinging Glow Urchin! Trust me when I say you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy.
Art I wanna touch it.
Claire
And you certainly don’t want to touch any of its friends. [the members look behind them and see several Stinging Glow Urchins scattered on the ground]
Art Yeah, I wanna touch ‘em.
Brock
This here is the starting line. The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.
Claire
And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.
Mike?
Does that mean if we lose we’re out?
Don’t worry, Smoothie... (Isn't it?)
(Right.)
Squishy, we’re not gonna lose, because we have everything we need to win right... here. [points to his chest]
No, me! I’m gonna win the race for us.
[pushes him out of the way]
Alright, alright, that’s very cute but move, move, move. I’m gonna win this.
It’s an obstacle course, what are you gonna do? Roar at it?
I can get through faster than you, little guy.
Don’t worry. Nobody reads the school paper.
Art Yeah, but I’m pretty sure they read the quad.
[Mike and Sulley walk down into the candlelit basement, where the Oozma Kappa fraternity surrounds them, wearing black cloaks.]
Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
Do you swear to keep secret...
All that you learn here?
Art No matter how horrifying?
Mrs. Squibbles
Sweetie, turn the lights on while you're down here. You're going to ruin your eyes.
Mom, we're doing an initiation!
Mrs. Squibbles
Ooh, scary. [turns the lights back off] Well, carry on. Just pretend I'm not here.
This is my mom's house. Do you promise to look out for your brothers... [Mrs. Squibbles starts the washing machine; the washing machine starts kicking on louder] No matter what the peril... Will you defend Oozma Kappa? No matter how dangerous? No matter how insurmountable the odds may be? From evils both great and small?! In the face of unending pain and... Oh, forget it! You're in! [removes the hood]
Look. We know we're no one's first choice for a fraternity. So, it means a lot to have you here with us.
Can't wait to start scaring with you, brothers?
[Squishy hands Mike and Sulley their fraternity caps and they reluctantly put them on. Terri and Terry spank Sulley with a paddle, which he angrily snatches and breaks in half]
Time for a celebration! Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen, 'cause we're building a fort! Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
Expelled?!
Yeah, we really messed up.
So you're leaving?
Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
Art Harsh, man.
I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program right now if it wasn't for us. [The rest of them smile shyly at each other]
What?
Well, it is the gosh darnedest thing.
Hardscrabble's letting us into the Scare program!
What?
She was impressed with our performance in the Games.
She invited us to join next semester!
And that's not the only piece of good news - Sherri and I are engaged!
Oh... who's Sherri?
Sherri
[squeals]
Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas! [Don takes her in his arms and the two start kissing]
Aww, come on, Scott. I don't want you thinking of me as your new dad - after all, we're fraternity brothers first!
Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother. Hold on - we're brothers who share the same mom/wife. That's worse...
