A scene from Monsters University 2013
Sulley

So... you guys are scaring majors?

Don Carlton

[chuckling]

We were, but none of us lasted very long. I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for. Don Carlton, mature student. 30 years in a textile industry, and then ol' dandy Don got downsized. Figured I could throw myself a pity party or go back to school and learn the computers.

Terry

Hello! I'm Terry with a 'Y'.

Terri

And I'm Terri with an 'I'. I'm a dance major!

Terry

And I'm not.

Terri

5, 6, 7, 8... [starts to dance while his brother rolls his eyes] 7, 8, turn! And tu... Why didn't you turn?

Terry

Because we never agreed to do this.

Terri

You said this was gonna be cool.

Terry

No one said this was gonna be cool.

Terri

Now I'm embarrassed.

Terry

Now you're embarrassed?

Terri

Yes, because it's in front of people!

Terry

You should wake up embarrassed.

Art

[rolls down the stairs]

Hey, hey! I'm Art! New Age Philosophy Major. Excited to live with you, and laugh with you... [changes his mood] And cry with you. I thought you'd like to keep a dream journal!

Squishy

Guess that leaves me. [Sulley suddenly screams once seeing him] My name's Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy. I'm undeclared, unattached and... unwelcomed pretty much everywhere but here.

Mike

Well now that we've all been introduced. As captain of our team...

Sulley

[cuts him off again]

So basically you guys have no scaring experience?

Squishy

[laughing]

Not a lot, but now we've got you!

Don

You're about the scariest fellow I've ever seen. Even with them pink polka dots.

Sulley

Aww, thanks.

Mike

Well, actually, I think I bring the whole package.

Squishy

[grabs one of Sulley's hands]

Your hands are as big as my face!

Terri

[referring to Sulley]

He's like a mountain... with fur!

Sulley

Oh, come on. I don't even work out.

Art

Yeah, me neither. I don't wanna get too big. [sniffs]

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