Yeah, we really messed up.
Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program right now if it wasn't for us. [The rest of them smile shyly at each other]
Well, it is the gosh darnedest thing.
Hardscrabble's letting us into the Scare program!
She was impressed with our performance in the Games.
She invited us to join next semester!
[chuckling]
Congratulations, guys!
And that's not the only piece of good news - Sherri and I are engaged!
S Sherri
[squeals]
Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas! [Don takes her in his arms and the two start kissing]
[sighing]
So uncomfortable...
Aww, come on, Scott. I don't want you thinking of me as your new dad - after all, we're fraternity brothers first!
[sighing]
This is awkward...
Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother. Hold on - we're brothers who share the same mom/wife. That's worse...
Frank McCay Well, hey there, kids! Are you guys on a tour with your school?
Mrs. Karen Graves Yes, we're here to learn about scream energy and what it takes to be a Scarer.
Frank Well, hey, you're in luck. Because I just happen to be a Scarer. I learned everything I know from my school, Monsters University. It's the best-scaring school there is.
HT Hank "The Tank" Knapp
You wish! [knocks off Frank's MU hat] Fear Tech's the best!
Frank Okay, you guys watch us and tell me which school's the best. All right? [whispers to Young Mike and brandishes his hat] MU is.
Daagh! Hey, what are you?
Wait, you're shushing me? Hey, hey, you can't...
Fear Tech dummies. Sorry about that, buddy.
What are you doing in my room?!
Your room? This is my... [realizes he's in Mike and Randall's room] This is not my room. Archie! Come here, boy! [imitates a pig]
Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.
[chuckles]
I stole it. I'm gonna give it to the RORs.
Roar Omega Roar, the top fraternity on campus, they only accept the highly elite? OK, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
[shoves Mike under his bed]
Careful, he's a bitter.
Whoa, oof! I got it. Uh-oh. Whoa-oh! Catch him!
(CRASH!)
Heh-heh-heh-heh! That was awesome. What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
This is better than I ever imagined!
M Mike
I bet we break the all-time record in our 1st year.
M Mike
I know, I'm talking about the record for letters delivered!
AS Abominable Snowman
[letters fall down the chute into the mail cart]
All right, newbies, quit goofing around. I'll have you know tampering with the mail is a crime punishable by banishment!
M Mikey
We're right on it, Mr. Snowman. The team of Wazowski and Sullivan are going to change the world starting today! Say "scream"!
M Merv
[they take a picture and a montage begins of various 'milestone' pictures shown from the inside of Mike's locker, ending as he reaches for his helmet]
Wazowski, good luck on your first full day!
M Monster
Good luck, Mike!
M Mike
Thanks, fellas! [pauses at the line on the floor which is same line he crossed when he was 6]
M Mike
You better believe it.
[Mike and Sulley make their way through the dark house.]
Guys? Anybody home?
[Suddenly, a door creaks open and they step down into the basement.]
Hello? Fellas?
[Mike and Sulley walk down into the candlelit basement, where the Oozma Kappa fraternity surrounds them, wearing black cloaks.]
Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
[Terri and Terry hit him with a paddle]
Ow!
Do you swear to keep secret...
No matter how horrifying?
[Squishy hits Sulley with paddle]
Hey!
[holding up the book]
Will you take the scared oath of the...
[Suddenly, an extremely bright light turns on, flooding the basement.]
For crying out loud!
S Mrs. Squibbles
Sweetie, turn the lights on while you're down here. You're going to ruin your eyes.
Mom, we're doing an initiation!
S Mrs. Squibbles
Ooh, scary. [turns the lights back off] Well, carry on. Just pretend I'm not here.
This is my mom's house. Do you promise to look out for your brothers... [Mrs. Squibbles starts the washing machine; the washing machine starts kicking on louder] No matter what the peril... Will you defend Oozma Kappa? No matter how dangerous? No matter how insurmountable the odds may be? From evils both great and small?! In the face of unending pain and... Oh, forget it! You're in! [removes the hood]
Look. We know we're no one's first choice for a fraternity. So, it means a lot to have you here with us.
Can't wait to start scaring with you, brothers?
[Squishy hands Mike and Sulley their fraternity caps and they reluctantly put them on. Terri and Terry spank Sulley with a paddle, which he angrily snatches and breaks in half]
Time for a celebration! Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen, 'cause we're building a fort! Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
[Mike and Sulley reach for the door, but it's too late to get out of the human world]
No!
[The Dean powers down the door, when Mike and Sulley reaches for the closet door]
They're still in there!
Until the authorities arrive, this door stays off. [points at the door]
[as the guards keep him away]
NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! NO!
[enraged; unfurls her wings]
ENOUGH!! I WANT THIS ROOM CLEARED, NOW!!!
[The monsters slowly back away out of the room, frightened from the Dean's outburst. The Oozma Kappa gang keeps begging Hardscrabble to open the door as the room is locked down. Meanwhile, on the other side, Mike keeps trying the door, when the Camp Rangers arrive]
We gotta get out of here!
If we scare them, I mean really scare them, we could generate enough scream to power the door from this side!
What are you taking about?!
I have read every book about scaring ever written. This could work!
They're adults. I can't do this.
Yes, you can! Just follow my lead!
[Mike quizzes Sulley on the different scare faces]
Zombie Snarl!
[raises his hands over his head and bares his teeth and tongue while dropping his jaw]
HRUNCH!
[drops to all fours, ruffles up his fur and clenches his teeth]
GRRR!
[leaps upright and makes jazz hands with a gaping, open-mouthed grin]
HYAAH!
[hunches his shoulders and arms and squints his eyes]
AAAWWWW!
[lets his arms and head slump down and closes his eyes]
UUUUHHH!
That's what I'm talking about!
PK Professor Knight
[Professor Knight conducts a practical class on scary faces]
Ogre Slump.
[lets his arms and jaw slump down and half-closes his eye]
UUUUHHH!
PK Prof. Knight
Zombie Snarl.
[raises his hands over his head and bares his teeth and tongue while dropping his jaw]
RRRARRGH!
Knight Dominant Silverback Gorilla.
[arches his back and toes and pumps his fists to the ground while jutting out his chin]
MM-PM-PM!
Knight That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.
[shrugs off a menacing grimace]
GRRARHR.
Knight One frightening face does not a scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
M Mother
[Young Mike and Frank hide in their hiding places when the little boy's parents open his bedroom door to check on their son]
See? I told you, he's fine.
F Father
Well, I thought I heard something. [closes the door]
B Brock
Let’s begin the first competition! The Toxicity Challenge!
C Claire
Human children are toxic! [pointing to some human toys] ...And everything they touch is toxic.
B Brock
[as Claire uses a metal claw, reaching into a crate and pulling out a urchin]
We don't have any human toys, but thanks to MU biology department, we found a close second - the Stinging Glow Urchin! Trust me when I say you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy.
C Claire
And you certainly don’t want to touch any of its friends. [the members look behind them and see several Stinging Glow Urchins scattered on the ground]
B Brock
This here is the starting line. The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.
C Claire
And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.
[startled]
Ah! What is it?
Does that mean if we lose we’re out?
Don’t worry, Smoothie... (Isn't it?)
(Right.)
Squishy, we’re not gonna lose, because we have everything we need to win right... here. [points to his chest]
No, me! I’m gonna win the race for us.
[pushes him out of the way]
Alright, alright, that’s very cute but move, move, move. I’m gonna win this.
It’s an obstacle course, what are you gonna do? Roar at it?
I can get through faster than you, little guy.
Slow down, Squirt. This party is scare students only.
Oh, I'm sorry, killer, but you might wanna hang out with someone little more of your speed. They look fun! [Cut on Oozma Kappa members holding a stand]
Oh, hey there! Wanna join Oozma Kappa?
We have cake! [a huge monster passes by and swallows the cake whole. Not a second later, a balloon deflates and falls on Squishy's head]
Go crazy. [leaves with ROR and Sulley]
[stunned]
Is that a joke?
[sighs, annoyed]
Sulley, talk to your friend.
[to Johnny]
Well, he’s not really my friend, but sure. [to Mike] You heard him, this is a party for scare students.
I mean, for scare students who actually, you know, have a chance.
Ah, snap! [the ROR brothers start laughing]
[narrows his eye]
My chances are just as good as yours.
You’re not even in the same league with me.
Just wait, hotshot. I’m gonna scare circles around you this year.
And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas. You very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
Ah, great! We're sharing this room?
We'll let you guys get settled. Anything you need, you just give a big holler-rooney.
Okay, thanks, buddy. [quickly shuts the door in Don's face and glares at Mike] Are you kidding me?
Look, they don't need to be good. I'm gonna carry the whole team.
Really? And who's gonna carry you?
Hey, you wanna go back to can design? You know where the door is.
[the lights suddenly go out] [flips the switch several times]
Great.
