Chet
Slow down, Squirt. This party is scare students only.
Johnny
Oh, I'm sorry, killer, but you might wanna hang out with someone little more of your speed. They look fun! [Cut on Oozma Kappa members holding a stand]
Don
Oh, hey there! Wanna join Oozma Kappa?
Squishy
We have cake! [a huge monster passes by and swallows the cake whole. Not a second later, a balloon deflates and falls on Squishy's head]
Johnny
Go crazy. [leaves with ROR and Sulley]
M Mike
[stunned]
Is that a joke?
Johnny
[sighs, annoyed]
Sulley, talk to your friend.
Sulley
[to Johnny]
Well, he’s not really my friend, but sure. [to Mike] You heard him, this is a party for scare students.
M Mike
I am a scare student.
Sulley
I mean, for scare students who actually, you know, have a chance.
Chet
Ah, snap! [the ROR brothers start laughing]
M Mike
[narrows his eye]
My chances are just as good as yours.
Sulley
You’re not even in the same league with me.
M Mike
Just wait, hotshot. I’m gonna scare circles around you this year.
M Mike
[as ROR is selling t-shirts with pictures of Oozma Kappa being humiliated in the party]
Hey, what do you think you're doing?!
Johnny
Raising a little money for charity.
M Mike
Yeah, well stop it!
Johnny
You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool.
Chet
[shouting to the public]
This guy hates charity!
M Mike
I want you to stop making us look like fools!
Johnny
Hey, you're making yourself look like fools. Let's be honest, boys. You're never gonna be real scarers, 'cause real scarers look like us. But hey, if you really want to work for a scaring company, they're always... hiring in the mail room. [points to a Monsters Inc. mail room ad in a newspaper]
M Mike
[His friends were leaving]
Guys! Hold on! Hey, hey, hey, wait a second. Don't listen to him! We just, need to keep trying!
Sulley
[mad]
No! You need to stop trying! You can train monsters like this all you want, but you can't change who they are. [walks off in anger]
Don
Mike... We appreciate everything you done, but he's right. No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them. We're built for other things.
Chet
[walks off]
Sorry, squirts! Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
