A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it.
Agent K
Patricia McPherson · 30 quotes
Agent J
19 quotes
Dr. Laurel Weaver
Linda Fiorentino · 10 quotes
James Darrell Edwards / Agent J
9 quotes
Jack Jeebs
Tony Shalhoub · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Agent J & Agent K (17), Agent K & Dr. Laurel Weaver (5), Agent J & Dr. Laurel Weaver (5)
Men in Black quotes
Page 4 of 4Containment may be a moot point, old friend. The exodus continues. It's like the party's over and the last one to leave gets stuck with the check.
HEY! OLD GUYS! Do those still work?
I hate the living.
That is a lot of fun; it's a universal translator. We're not even supposed to have it, and I'll tell you why: human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it?
The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard 37-hour day. Give it a few months. You'll get used to it. Or you'll have a psychotic episode.
We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.
You see this?! Huh?! NYPD! Means I will knock your punk-ass down!
You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of...!
You trying to catch a beat-down, huh?!