Men in Black 3 quotes

67 total quotes

1969
2012
Agent J

View Quote -[followed on] 'Oh dear, I forgot to see this one coming.'

View Quote [A guard starts to examine Lily's cake.]
Boris the Animal: Oh, I wouldn't do that.
Lunar Max Guard: Why's that?
Boris the Animal: It'll ruin your figure.
[The guard pokes a finger into the cake... releasing Boris' weasel pet, which attacks.]

View Quote [after his weasel animal settles into the cavity in his hand] You complete me.

View Quote [from trailer, talking to Marco, a graffiti alien and a graffiti artist] Crazy, right? Two grown men, talking to the wall, wall talking back, it's a mess. But hey. Don't even worry about it.

View Quote [giving a eulogy] I worked with Zed for over 40 years and in all that time he never invited me to dinner, he never asked me to his house to watch a game, he never shared a single detail of his personal life. [long pause] Thank you!

View Quote [hanging on to Lily, preventing her from being sucked out into space] Sorry, darling. We did love the cake. [releases her]

View Quote [looking at an ugly alien fish] Ooh, man, you look like you come from the planet... Damn.

View Quote [repeated line, whenever someone calls him "Boris the Animal"] It's just Boris!

View Quote [repeated line] That was a close one.

View Quote [talking to K at Wu’s restaurant] Man, I am getting too old for this. I can only imagine how you feel.

View Quote [upon seeing K’s car destroyed by Boris’ motorcycle after Boris captured Griffin] Damn it!

View Quote A miracle is what seems impossible but happens anyway.

View Quote First of all, my name is J. Okay? It's not son, it's not slick and it damn sure ain't no Cochise.

View Quote I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.

View Quote I lost my planet. I don't want you to lose yours. It'll take a miracle, but if you pull this off, you'll be my new favorite moment in human history.