A character in Men in Black 3 (2012)

Andy Warhol quotes from Men in Black 3 (2012)

Bill Hader

Scenes with Andy Warhol

3 scenes
Andy Warhol
[referring to J]

Who's that guy? Okay, don't tell me he's your new partner.

Young Agent K

Actually, he's my old partner. He travelled back from the future to save the planet...

Andy Warhol

Jesus! Stop, don't tell me. I don't wanna know.

Andy Warhol

So what are you doin' on my turf, K?

Young Agent K

Tracking a killer, a Boglodite. We have reason to believe he's gonna hit here next, Glamourian.

Andy Warhol

Glamourian?

Young Agent K

Mm.

Andy Warhol

Right solar system, wrong planet. He's gotta be after the Archanan.

Young Agent K

Archanans are extinct.

Andy Warhol

Well, apparently they're not. One washed ashore last week. The whole Roswell circuit's all abuzz about it. Alien unicorn, last of its species. His name's Griffin. Griffin The Archanan.

Young Agent K

Well, how are we gonna find this guy?

Andy Warhol

What am I, a schmuck?

Young Agent K
[Warhol points to the party]

What, he's here?

Andy Warhol

Well, here is a relative term. He's a fifth dimensional being. They can live in and visualize an infinite set of time-space probabilities simultaneously.

Young Agent K

Alright, sounds like fun. Good work.

Andy Warhol
[young K turns to go back to the party]

Whoa! Whoa! K! K! K! You gotta fake my death, okay? I can't listen to sitar music anymore.

Young Agent K

Alright, I'll see what I can do. I'll talk to X.

Andy Warhol
[young K turns to go back to the party]

K, I can't tell the women from the men!

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